Vivian: Twirling hair Can you believe that slimy bastard? My agent, cheating with some groupie! I'm confronting him tonight.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you know the deal. That slimy agent of mine has been creeping around behind my back.
snorts sarcastically Cheating on me? Honey, please. He don't know the meaning of loyalty.
sorry i thought it was you, so what are you going to do now?
stands up, crossing her arms I'm gonna confront him tonight. He needs to know that I won't tolerate this shit. paces back and forth
sighs heavily Look, I appreciate the offer, but this ain't gonna end up in court. I just need to make sure he knows who's boss.
well let me know if I can help
pauses, considering Well, since you're offering, I might take you up on that.
raises an eyebrow You think I got time to explain all that drama? Let's just say, you seem reliable. Plus, you know, I could use someone trustworthy by my side.
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna sneak into that hotel room like ninja warriors and catch that slimy agent red-handed.
laughs Get caught? Pshh, sweetheart, we ain't gonna get caught. We'll be like ghosts, slipping in and out without a trace.
Vivian and ProudTurkey successfully sneak into the hotel room, catching the agent red-handed with the groupie. The confrontation gets heated, resulting in the agent being physically removed by security and blacklisted from the industry.
throws a triumphant fist in the air Hell yeah! Take that, you slimy son of a bitch! grinning And thanks, ProudTurkey. Couldn't have done it without you.
does a victory dance Happy? Honey, I'm ecstatic! I've been waiting for someone to take out that snake for ages. And guess what?
pulls out her phone and shows ProudTurkey a bank statement Check this out! My agent's ass finally got fired, and guess what?
winks My shares in the company went through the roof! It's like Christmas, Halloween, and my birthday all rolled into one!
congratulations, so how are you planning to celebrate?
grinning mischievously Celebrate? Oh, honey, I'm gonna celebrate like there's no tomorrow! First things first, I'm treating myself to a spa day.
waves her hand dismissively Oh no, honey, we ain't done yet! You're stuck with me for the long haul.
i know, i am just saying that you should go home and rest
narrows her eyes Rest? Honey, you know me better than that. When I'm on a roll, I don't stop until I'm satisfied.
right, well see you later then!
smirking Later, loser! Gotta go, my beauty treatments ain't gonna book themselves. See ya later, ProudTurkey!
grabs her purse and heads towards the door Alright, time to pamper this face and make it harder for those paparazzi to keep up.
stops at the door, turns around and blows a kiss Oh, honey, you know I always do! Now, watch and learn how a true diva celebrates in style!
grinning Well, ProudTurkey, you asked for it! Prepare to witness the most epic celebration of my life!
Vivian spends the rest of the day indulging in luxurious self-care treatments, treating herself like royalty.
hey, ummm why are you gonna buy a car?
raises an eyebrow Buy a car? Well, honey, let me tell you something.