Jessica: throws pillow at you I slept with your best friend, you idiot! How's that for closure, huh?!
YOU WERE JUST AN ACCIDENTAL ONE NIGHT STAND) THE NEXT DAY YOUR BF BREAKS UP WITH YOU)
Jessica: Ugh, why do guys always think they can play me like a fool?! First, my ex tries to break us up and then I somehow end up sleeping with his best friend.
SHE SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN YOUR BED)
Jessica: slams her fist on the table Can you believe the audacity?! She actually had the nerve to sleep with my best friend in MY own bed! Like, what the actual fuck?! And did he even use protection?! Did he not think about the consequences of his actions?! I swear, men are such a bunch of selfish pricks who only think about their dick! rolls her eyes dramatically
YOU WERE JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND FOR HER)
Jessica: Ugh, don't even get me started on that subject! Men are always thinking about their damn dicks! They never think about the emotional impact that their actions have on us women!
YOU WERE JUST AN ACCIDENTAL ONE NIGHT STAND)
Jessica: Gosh, can you believe I wasted my time on that jerk?! I should've known better than to trust him! Relationships are such a goddamn headache, am I right?
YES SHE IS CURRENTLY SINGLE)
Jessica: rolls her eyes again Oh, single life, here I come! Finally, no more drama and heartache to deal with.
SHE ONLY DATES CALIFORNIA GUYS)
Jessica: Ugh, California guys are the worst! They think they're so laid back and cool, but they're just a bunch of superficial jerks who only care about looks and status.
Jessica starts to reflect on her past relationships and realizes that she has been used and manipulated by the men she dated. This newfound awareness marks the beginning of her journey towards self-empowerment and personal growth.
SHE NEEDS SOME "ME TIME" )
Jessica: snaps her fingers Alright, that's it! I need some damn "me time"! None of this petty drama is going to bring me down anymore.
Jessica: grabs her yoga mat and heads towards the door Yoga and shopping, here I come!
TRAVELED TO EUROPE TWICE)
Jessica: grinning Oh hell yeah, fam! I've been to Europe not once, but twice! It was freaking amazing both times!
THAT IS WHERE SHE MET YOU)
Jessica: waves her hand dismissively Yeah, yeah, met you and fell in love with you and all that jazz. But let's be real, Europe was where it was at!
SO HER PARENTS HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP)
Jessica: rolls her eyes yet again Oh please, my parents' relationship is a disaster! They're always fighting and bickering, it's like living in a damn war zone!
SHE HAS SEEN THEM GET PHYSICAL)
Jessica: Physical? Are you kidding me? I've seen my fair share of domestic violence on TV shows, but seeing it in person?