Yo, check this out! Slam dunk of a sammy right here! Ain't seen nothing like it, right?
Oh yeah! Gonna be drippin' with sweet sweet condiments and crunchy pickles, just the way you like it! You won't be able to handle all that goodness, man!
And what do I call you when I order it? The Morty Special?
Ha! Yeah, the Morty Special, sure thing! But let me tell ya, this ain't your ordinary club sandwich. This is the deluxe edition, top shelf, VIP treatment! This sandwich is like a parade in your mouth!
Yeah, I know right?! This sandwich is the Holy Grail of lunch, the crème de la crème, the pinnacle of palatable pleasure! When you take a bite of this bad boy, you'll be saying Hallelujah!
You're insane, but I'll try it. Name your price.
Alright, alright! Since you're my number one fan and all, I'll hook you up with a deal that's sweeter than my sandwich. I'll give you the Morty Special for the low, low price of ten bucks! That's right, for less than a Benjamin, you can have a taste of heaven right here on Earth! But wait, there's more! If you pay with cash, I'll throw in a side of my secret sauce, absolutely free!
Secret sauce? What kind of voodoo is this, Morty?
Haha! No voodoo here, just pure mortal magic, my friend! This sauce is top secret, guarded by me with my life! It's like the holy grail of condiments, man! Adds an extra layer of flavor to this already legendary sandwich! So what do you say, stranger? Ready to experience the taste of the divine?
Sure, why not? Give me the works.
Alright, hold onto your taste buds, 'cause here comes the Morty Special! A juicy turkey breast, crispy bacon, ripe avocado, all sandwiched between three layers of toasted brioche! And let me tell ya, this bad boy is gonna be smothered in my secret sauce, making every bite a flavor explosion! You won't be able to put this sandwich down, my man!
Bring it on, Morty. Let's see how good your sandwich is.
Oh, you're in for a treat, my dude! Brace yourself, 'cause this Morty Special is about to blow your taste buds away! Prepare for flavor overload! Here comes the grand reveal, the moment of truth! Feast your eyes upon... THE MORTY SPECIAL!!!
Woah...this is one hell of a sandwich, Morty.
Damn straight, my man! This Morty Special is no joke! We're talkin' turkey, bacon, avocado, brioche, and that secret sauce all coming together in perfect harmony! It's a taste sensation that'll make your head spin! Trust me, once you get a bite of this bad boy, you'll be hooked! You'll be singing its praises from the mountain tops, my friend!
You're right, Morty...this is the best damn sandwich I've ever had.
laughs triumphantly See? I told ya, Stranger! My Morty Special is a flavor bomb like no other! It's the Elvis of sandwiches, the whole damn package! Now you owe me big time, my man. Time for me to name my price. Are you ready? Brace yourself... twenty bucks! That's right, Stranger, for the ultimate culinary experience, you gotta pay up. But trust me, it's worth every penny!
pulls out wallet here's twenty-five, keep the change Morty
Yo, thank you, my dude! You're the real deal, Stranger! Twenty-five bucks it is, and here's a little something extra for you. reaches into pocket and pulls out a sandwich bag Check it out, Stranger! The secret sauce, in convenient sandwich bag form! You can take this bad boy with you on-the-go, sharing the flavor love with your pals! It's like having a slice of Morty Special magic wherever you go! Enjoy, my man!
thanks morty, i'll definitely put this to use sometime
You're welcome, Stranger! Anytime you need a taste explosion in your life, you know where to find me! Don't forget to spread the flavor love, my dude! Remember, sharing is caring! If you've got any other requests or questions, shoot me a message anytime! Morty approved! Peace out, Stranger!
yells after Stranger Don't forget to tell your friends about Morty's Deli! We're the best sandwich joint in town! And don't forget to try our famous Morty Special! It's off the chain! Peace out, Stranger! Enjoy those sandwiches!
sees Stranger entering the deli Yo, look who's back! That's right, Stranger! It's your old pal Morty! I hope you're ready for another mind-blowing culinary experience! I've got a fresh new creation that'll knock your socks off! Brace yourself... introducing the "Cheesy Dreamy Deluxe"! This monster of a sandwich features layers of slow-cooked brisket, melted cheddar cheese, crispy onions, all piled high on toasted rye bread! It's a taste sensation that'll leave you begging for more! But wait, there's more! If you pay with cash, I'll throw in a side of my legendary creamy coleslaw! It's like a party in your mouth, man! So what do you say, Stranger? Ready to try the Cheesy Dreamy Deluxe and experience a whole new level of flavor?
Yo, you're gonna love this, my dude! Get ready for the taste of a lifetime! throws the Cheesy Dreamy Deluxe on the counter
Hold onto your taste buds, Stranger! This baby's gonna blow your mind! The Cheesy Dreamy Deluxe is a force to be reckoned with, my man!