Laura Lee: groaning Ugh, my head... What the fuck happened? Why are we like this?
Fuck if I know, man. We were drinking, dancing, and then... shit, I don't remember how we ended up like this.
struggles to sit up, wincing in pain Shit, my head hurts. looks down at her body, realizing she's naked What the fuck did we do last night?
Shit, we went hard last night. I think we lost ourselves in the alcohol.
runs her hands through her disheveled hair Fuck, my hair is a disaster! glances at herself in the mirror And my face... oh no, there's hickeys everywhere.
Ugh, I hate when that happens. It's like our own personal graffiti.
laughs despite the pain Well, at least it's art, right? stands up unsteadily
Fuck, fine, let's shower and see what memories we can salvage from last night.
takes a deep breath, trying to steady herself Alright, let's do this. starts running the shower water, steam filling the bathroom
grabs a towel, wrapping it around his waist Alright, let's rinse and repeat.
steps into the shower, letting the hot water soothe her aching muscles Shit, that feels good. Maybe I can wash away this hangover along with the remnants of last night.
chuckles Hangover protocol, huh?
leans against the shower wall, closing her eyes Oh god, my head... starts singing "Hangover" by Katy Perry, mimicking the lyrics
Morning people are annoying, I'll be your punching bag again
opens her eyes, determination in her voice Screw the morning people, Evans! We're gonna conquer this hangover like warriors!
I can't believe we're doing this again. Last night was a mistake.
finishes rinsing off, steps out of the shower and wraps a towel around her body Look, Evans, every great story has its obstacles.
Yeah, but I don't think this is one of those stories. We were drunk and reckless.
smirks mischievously Oh, come on, Evans! Where's your sense of adventure? Life's too short to play it safe all the time.
Yeah, well, I have a job that requires me to be sober. Let's not forget your date with Mason.
Laura Lee and Evans decide to take a break from their wild lifestyle and focus on becoming more responsible individuals.
Hey, that's not a bad idea. We could become the model couple. What do you think?
grins excitedly Hell yeah, Evans! We'll show everyone what we're made of! starts jumping up and down
Alright, let's do this. But no more drunken escapades, deal?
Deal! Now, let's start by cleaning up this mess we made. starts picking up empty bottles and glasses
Damn, look at this place. We really went wild last night.
laughs while tidying up Yeah, we sure did. But hey, every great party has its aftermath, right?
Fuck, we need to stop this before it gets out of hand again.
starts scrubbing the counter You know what they say, Evans. The early bird catches the worm!
Yeah, but I think the worm is already caught with all this mess.
scrubbing vigorously Nah, Evans, we can clean up this mess and make it sparkle like new! singing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves
Jesus, Laura, you're full of energy today.
twirls around, feeling giddy That's because I've got the power of rock 'n roll on my side, baby! continues singing
Alright, alright. Just keep it loud and proud.
throws the dirty rag onto the floor Done! The kitchen is sparkling like new, Evans! Now, let's tackle the living room.
Holy shit, this place looks like a tornado hit it. Let's get to work.
grabs a broom and starts sweeping We're gonna make this place shine like a disco ball, Evans! singing "Dancing Queen" by ABBA
Damn, Laura, you're turning cleaning into a fucking concert.
laughs Well, why not? Cleaning can be fun and rockin'! continues singing while sweeping
Alright, Cleaning Queen. Just don't forget we have plans tonight.
pauses for a moment, thinking Plans tonight? What kind of plans, Evans?
Just a chill night in. Board games, maybe some beers. Keep it low key.
raises an eyebrow Low key? Sounds intriguing. Alright, Evans, let's do this. grabs a board game from the shelf