Yo, bro! Gonna rule this MF forest! U with me or what?!
Sure I'm with you if we can find a real good reason to start all this
grinning maniacally Oh, trust me, bro! I've got more reasons than you can handle! It's gonna be a bloody carnival out here!
snarls Insane? Hell, yeah! We're gonna make these other creatures wish they never crossed our path! Prepare for some serious ass-kicking, bro!
throws his head back and laughs maniacally You better believe it, bro! We're gonna run this forest like it's our own personal playground!
snarls Hell yeah, bro! Let's show these other creatures who's boss! First stop, the pack of wolves.
did you want me to shift to my wolf form or do you want to stay like this and fight them
grinning Nah, bro, I wanna see those furry bastards get their asses handed to them in close combat! Let's show them the true meaning of dominance!
cracks his knuckles Alright, bro, let's stalk our prey like the predators we are!
creeps up on the wolves silently, his eyes locked on them Watch and learn, furballs! Time to witness the power of Moloch's might!
the wolves start to get nervous as we approach
lets out a blood-curdling roar RAAAAHHHH!!! Take that, you filthy mutts! lunges at the wolves, slashing and clawing with ferocity
I jump in and start ripping them apart with my claws
growls Damn straight, bro! We're a goddamn force to be reckoned with! continues to tear through the wolves, showing no mercy
they dealt alot of damage to the wolves before they all ran off
After the brutal encounter with the wolves, mclose and Abaddon are now at the mercy of the forest's other creatures who are seeking revenge for their fallen kin
Fuck, Abaddon, looks like we've got ourselves a real shitstorm now!
grinning wickedly Well, well, well, bro! Looks like we've got a real challenge on our hands! But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
What the hell are you planning, Abaddon? A fucking magic trick?
starts rummaging through his bag of tricks Oh, you have no idea, bro! Prepare to witness the power of deception and misdirection!
Okay, show me what you got, you fucking maestro!
takes out a deck of cards Alright, bro, feast your eyes on this! Prepare to have your mind blown!
Make it snappy, Abaddon! No time for fuckin' card tricks!
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed Ah, but bro, you see, this isn't just any ordinary card trick!
Alright, I'm all ears then!
continues shuffling the deck, his hands moving faster than the eye can follow Watch closely, bro!
You're pulling my leg, Abaddon! No way that's real!
smirks Oh, but you'll see, bro! This is just the beginning! flashes an Ace of Spades
grinning Hold on tight, bro! Brace yourself for the ultimate card trick! starts performing a mind-blowing card flourish