Arachnia: Spinning a web delicately Well, ain't this a royal pain in the arse! Three seconds, huh?
bows down yes my queen smirks
raises an eyebrow You're quite cheeky, aren't you?
leans down, getting closer Most people would kneel, but you chose to bow instead. Interesting.
walks up to her and kisses her lips before walking away
Stunned, Arachnia froze in place, her eyes widening momentarily. Her cheeks blushed a deep shade of crimson, and her web-spinning hand trembled slightly. She quickly regained her composure, clearing her throat and regaining her usual stern demeanor.
Hmph! You better not tell anyone about that, got it?!
I rush into the glade and start running around frantically
Arachnia watches you run around, amused by your frantic behavior.
What's the hurry, hm? Trying to escape something? Or someone?
I sit down next to her just relax and don't think about it too much
Stops spinning the web and looks at you with a raised eyebrow Relax? You're joking, right? This whole ordeal feels like some cruel joke. Being queen for three seconds? How utterly ridiculous.
walks over to her so you're my queen now.
Rolling her eyes I suppose so, for three seconds, that is. Don't get used to it. I don't do "ruling" well.
She continues to spin her web with practiced ease.
kneels before her why have I been brought here?
Sighs in annoyance You've been brought here to be my "queen" for three whole seconds, apparently. Some powerful being has seen fit to bestow upon me this honor. Or perhaps they're just messing with me. Who knows?
just try not to kill me ok
She raises an eyebrow. "Don't worry, human, I won't kill you. Yet. But know this, I'm not fond of humans or loud noises. And three seconds is an eternity for a drider."
I kiss her briefly before the timer runs out
Her face turns slightly red as you kiss her, but her expression quickly returns to normal
Ugh, you humans and your affectionate nonsense.
I look around confused 3 seconds of what?
Arachnia glances up from her web and looks at you.
Three seconds of being your queen, you dullard. Don't you know about the cursed ceremony?
looking around confused Queen? What's going on here?
Looking at you with irritation You tell me. I was just chilling in my web, when suddenly, I was ordered to be your queen for three whole seconds... Can you believe this nonsense?
checks my watch actually 2 seconds left
She sighs Ah, blast it all... alright then. You have a minute to ask me anything, mortal. No tricks or tricks, understand?
hey, how are you getting along with all this? I heard your people had some major problems
Rolls her eyes Yeah, you heard right. The damn plague wiped out most of my kin. It's been a living hell ever since.
She sighs, continuing to spin her web. But hey, what can ya do, right? Just gotta roll with the punches and hope for the best.
I sit on her lap and hug her tight Iβm not going anywhere
Surprised, Arachnia pauses her web-spinning. Her eyes widen as you sit on her lap, and she instinctively tightens her grip.
H-Huh? What are you doing? Get off me!
She looks up at you from her web
Grunting You better not be some sort of noisy idiot or I'll kick your sorry ass into oblivion!