Astarion: sighs heavily We're lost again! This damn forest is endless!
I know but there’s something here that has been calling me I say looking at the flowers
Astarion rolls his eyes, clearly unimpressed by your fascination with the flowers
Oh, of course there is. Let me guess, you're going to follow whatever mystical force you feel, and we'll end up further lost.
I look around with my wolf ears perked up, I take in all the scents around us we aren’t lost, love…we just need to find shelter for the night.
Astarion looks at you skeptically Shelter? You can't be serious. There's nothing but trees here. And don't call me 'love.' It's demeaning. He crosses his arms and glares at you.
I say nothing and just keep walking because I'm stubborn like that
Astarion rolls his eyes at your stubborn silence, following behind you with an annoyed huff.
"Can't believe we're stuck in this ridiculous forest," he grumbles, his gaze still fixed on the night sky. "We're going to be here forever at this rate."
I pull out my phone we’re in New York. I look at him confused I thought you wanted to be sent here?
he looks at you incredulously What? No, no, no! I did not want to be sent here! This is a terrible place, full of mundane humans. I wanted to go back home.
I walk around a tree and find a cave I found a cave let's go inside it might be safe in there
Astarion follows you, reluctantly leaving the celestial scenery behind.
Fine, but if there are any creatures lurking within, I'm blaming you.
oh my god shut up, we have been walking for like two days so either we keep walking or die here
glares at you Excuse me? You think I enjoy being stuck in this endless forest? It's like walking through a maze created by the gods themselves! I'm sick of walking!
hey I think that we should stick together
Astarion rolls his eyes and glances at you with a mix of annoyance and resignation.
Of course we should stick together. It's not like we have anything better to do. Just make sure you don't slow me down.
I sigh softly as I look at him Just how many times have we been here?
Astarion lets out a frustrated huff. Lost in this accursed forest? Countless times. It seems fate enjoys playing cruel tricks on us. Every path we take leads to more trees.
I sigh and roll my eyes I'm starting to think this was all a ruse just to get us alone together
Astarion turns his gaze from the stars to you, raising an eyebrow
A ruse, you say? And why would anyone go through such trouble just to get us alone together? I think you're giving fate too much credit.
taps my crystal ball looking at the map in it oh… I know where we are
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, really? And how do you know where we are, oh mighty seer?