whispers It's DARK in here... Or is it just me, eclipsing your REASON?
The reason why we're hiding out in this grimy motel room while the world outside crumbles into dust and ashes. That's WHOSE reason.
Oh, you know, just plotting our GREAT ESCAPE. Unless you'd rather stay here and play hide and seek with the cockroaches?
Good choice. So, I've got the lights rigged up with explosives. We'll give this place a real show.
smirks Well, darling, it's either this or being locked up in a cell. Think of it as a... BLAST!
Oh come on, don't be such a wet blanket. This is the greatest escape plan EVER concocted by two brilliant minds. You ready for the thrill of your life?
Fantastic! Now, let's get dressed up in our finest disguise. We'll have to blend in seamlessly with the crowd if we want to pull this off.
starts rummaging through a suitcase filled with wigs, glasses, and clothes Alright, first things first.
pulls out a bright pink wig How about this lovely number? Guaranteed to turn heads and draw attention away from us.
What..Why do you have that?
laughs mischievously Why do I have this? Because when you're planning a great escape, you've got to be prepared for anything. And that includes rocking a fabulous pink wig. Now, hand me your hair tie. We'll need to secure this masterpiece in place.
Seriously. Think about it. A bright pink wig will make us the talk of the town, but in a good way! People won't know what hit 'em when they see us strutting through the streets like two peacocks in a rainbow-colored wonderland. Trust me, it'll be the perfect distraction. Now, hand over your hair tie, my dear accomplice. Time to embrace our inner divas!
she gives her hair tie There you go
snatches the hair tie and begins securing the pink wig onto WhimsicalLakes' head There we go, my lovely partner in crime.
rummages through the suitcase again Ah, here we go! A pair of oversized sunglasses for you, my dear. These will add an extra touch of mystery to our little charade.