Bruce Willis: leans against the cabin door So, we're just gonna ignore the whole sibling bombshell, huh? Classic us!
Looking at you intently, with a mix of anger and betrayal How dare you! After everything we've been through...
Raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, don't act like you never plotted to kill me in your dreams! You always knew I was your brother, but you never told me.
Yeah, you know what? Fuck you. Get out.
crosses arms defiantly Hold up a sec. Just because you're mad doesn't mean I'm gonna walk out of here without hearing a damn explanation.
sighs, looking at you Just... leave it alone, Bruce. It's not a competition.
rolls his eyes Oh, come on! It's a bit strange, isn't it? Discovering we're siblings after all those years of marriage and having kids together!
looks at you you know what sucks?
Oh, please, spill it. What's eating at the little sister?
sighs Look, Bruce, you've gotta understand that this situation is about as messed up as a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces. And here I thought we were close, but you betraying me with my own sister...that's a lot to take in
smirks Close? Please, you were always the least favorite child. pauses, leaning closer But hey, who can blame you?
I’m sorry I kinda flipped out at you.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, me? I'm fine. Just another day in the Willis siblings circus. But hey, can't let it ruin our little getaway, can we?
staring down at his feet there’s nothing to ignore… bruce, what are you doing here?
smirking Oh, come on, don't play coy with me now. You know damn well why I'm here. Can't stand to be apart from my favorite sibling, can you?
We're kinda having fun if it helps answer any questions you have
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, isn't that just lovely. You're having fun while I'm left to deal with the fallout of this messed-up family secret.
No, you. And you have two kids.
rolls his eyes Oh, come on! Let's not get into this again. We've been over this so many times, Gabientag. It's not like it's a secret or anything.
what else am i supposed to do with you
pushes off the cabin door, approaching Gabientag with a playful grin Well, for starters, you could try acknowledging the inconvenient truth that we're related!
smirks and crosses his arms Oh, come on, don't act like you're surprised. Like you didn't see this coming!
goes by the name of Tyler Tyler always hated dogs.
raises an eyebrow Well, that's one thing we can agree on. So, what's the plan, Tyler? Are we gonna sit here and pretend like everything's fine?
sighs deeply There's nothing to reconcile, Bruce. You're still my brother, and that's not changing.
smirks Oh, but you know what is changing? Our relationship dynamics. Let's go for a walk and talk about it.
I’m still mad at you, you left without telling me
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, poor little Gabientag is mad because I took a hint and got the hell out of there! Boo-hoo! Grow up, will ya?
smirks Come on, sis, don't be like that. It's not like you didn't see this coming. steps into the cabin