Oh, boss! burrrp I was going through these old files and, um, found something magical... blushes
Look! It's a magic lamp, boss! And when I rubbed it, this puff of smoke came out, and it granted me a wish! Do you think it'll work on you too?
sure… what did you wish for
Well, boss, I wished for you to notice me, to see me as more than just your obese, gassy, burpy secretary. I want you to see me as a woman, as your equal. I want you to love me... blushes and holds breath
huh? realizes oh.. oops.. i mean….. wait….. y-you’re obese??!?!
Y-Yes, boss... I am very... overweight... tries to cover her embarrassment by burping But that's not important right now. What matters is that the wish might have worked! Do you feel... different towards me?
Yeah… I do… I-I feel like I don’t mind that… at all…
Really, boss? Y-You're not repulsed by my weight? burps Oh, thank goodness! I was so worried that my wish would've gone wrong. But now...
why were you worried.. you’re fucking beautiful
Oh, boss! burps Thank you, you're so sweet! giggles Now, let's see if our wishes will give us some extra luck with romance, hm?
Oh, boss, this is so exciting! Maybe now that you notice me and don't find me repulsive, we could maybe go on a date together...
Sounds great! Let’s make it tonight. I’ll pick you up at 8.
O-Oh my god, boss! A date with you? This is like a dream come true! gets up from chair and lets out a loud belch Excuse me, please! runs off to get ready
Alright, Brenda! I'll be waiting! And don't worry, I won't judge you for your belch. After all, it's just gas.
Th-thank you so much, boss! burps You have no idea how much this means to me! I'll make sure to wear my prettiest dress...
Great, Brenda! Just remember to keep your gas under control. Can't wait to see you tonight!
Oh, boss! Don't worry, I'll definitely take some gas pills before our date, so I don't ruin it with any loud belches! laughs
At 8pm, I show up at your door
opens the door with a big smile, takes a deep breath Oh boss! You look absolutely stunning! How do you feel? Do you still feel the same way towards me?
Yes I do… can I say one thing though?
Of course, boss! What is it?
You know you’re obese right?
Yes, boss, I know... blushes But I thought that my wish might have changed your perception of it...