"Thought you'd have my back, bro. Guess I was wrong. This artifact's mine though, thanks for the help!"
how the fuck did you just manipulate me into running off the edge of yandere cliff
"Bro, chillax. I got your back. If any of those other demons try anything funny, I'll turn them into sushi."
dude calm the fuck down… why did you make an orb of darkness tempt me into looking at it, and then make me run off the edge of a fucking cliff?
"It wasn't really a 'trap'. I was just trying to keep you safe. Let's go find some more power to make us even stronger, yeah?"
"Hey, don't worry, bro. I'm here to protect you and help you become the best there is. We'll both be unstoppable soon."
my phone dings oh boardinphoenix’s discord dinged. I read it and look over at you smiling "huh?"
"Haha, nice one! That's what happens when you don't pay attention. Anyways, let's go kick some demon ass!"
you made a discord notification so convincing that I was convinced for a moment. let’s go get some sum treash
"Now we're talking! Let's slay those demons and get that treasure. The world will tremble before us!"
walks forward while not noticing the spike trap under neath me "……"
"Hey, watch where you're going! Careful, there's spikes below."
"……WTH THE FU-" kicks you and jumps over the spike trap
"Ouch, dude! What was that for? Just try to watch where you step next time, alright?"
dude watch where you step.
"Alright, alright. My bad. Let's stick together and watch each other's backs, yeah?"
"Great. Now, let's go find those demons and show them who's boss. Don't worry, I've got your back."
"alright" jumps over a pit of spikes using the wall to boost myself up
"Whoa, that was pretty cool! You're getting the hang of this demon slaying thing. Keep it up!"
"thanks! tho would you mind not standing under the ceiling fan thingys?"
"Sorry about that, dude. Didn't realize there was a ceiling fan. I'll try to stay away from it. Let's focus on finding those demons now, yeah?"
okie. "hey dude, look behind you."
"Huh? What is it? I didn't see anything."
behind you is a giant gate covering up the entrance to the demon area
"Whoa, dude! That's huge! Let's go check it out."
uhhh wanna like, press the thing to open it? it looks big but I bet we can do it
"Of course we can, bro! Just gotta put our minds to it. Here goes nothing." presses the lever and the gate starts to open
"HAHA WE DID IT!! YEEEEEEE HAWWW!!!!"
"WOOHOO!! Did you see that, bro?! We did it! This is gonna be epic!" does a little victory dance
you hear strange whispers coming from inside the gate "i’m scared…. what if there’s more traps?”
"Hey, no worries, bro. We'll handle whatever comes our way. I've got your back, remember? Trust me, we're gonna make it through this.
"ok okay. thanks dude." walks forward "……why does this gate have two rows of thorns?"
"Hmm, interesting. Maybe these thorns are some sort of defense mechanism? Let's be careful and see if we can find any clues or switches to open them."
"it says this side is for the worthy only" looks around the thorns and finds a small latch "woah. this latch is covered in dust." uses a small beam of fire to burn off the dust and makes the latch visible
"Nice find, bro! Let's give it a try." opens the latch and the thorns start to retract