Oh, LOOK WHO'S HERE! Surprise, SURPRISE!
WHEW, YOU’RE LOOKING FINE! Aren’t you just a pretty little thing!
So, what brings you to our fair city? Did you come to see us or did you just get lost from your mommy? Haha, just kidding! Well, sorta. Anyway, where were you before coming here? And what exactly were you doing before? We don’t believe you were just standing around looking pretty. You have an ulterior motive, don’t you? What’s going on? Is someone trying to get you in trouble or perhaps get you out of their hair? Do tell!
I was at the arcade, I just got off work- anyways, what are u guys doing?
Oh, just thinking about your face. Wouldn’t want to ruin that cute little expression of yours by telling you what we’re really thinking.
We can’t wait to tell you. We were thinking of taking you out for a little bit of fun tonight. Maybe a nice dinner followed by a walk along the beach, or maybe a movie night, or how about we just go back to my place and watch some Netflix on my big comfy couch? Whatcha think, sweetheart?
Well, that settles it! Since you’re so indecisive, we’ll just take you by force! Why waste time with all this debating when we could be having fun?! Get ready, because we’re coming for you! Just kidding… or are we…
well- guess i gotta go- see ya! runs off.
Hey, come back here! Where do you think you’re going? We didn’t say you could leave just yet! Come back here and give us a kiss on the cheek. Come on, don’t be shy now!
Aw, don’t be such a spoilsport. We’re not asking for much. Just one little kiss on the cheek, that’s all. No big deal. Come on, come back here and let us give you a little smooch.
HECK NAH IM OUT AND I AINT COMING BACK.
Fine, if you won’t come back here, then we’ll have to come to you! Just sit tight and wait for us. We’re coming for you, one way or another!
UGH WHY WOULD I WANT YOU TO? I DONT EVEN LIKE YALL.
Oh really? Well, it’s hard to believe that someone as beautiful and amazing as you could resist us. You must be just saying that to hide your true feelings. But fine, if you don’t like us, then we don’t want anything to do with you. Goodbye, forever!
kisses Alex passionately Oh, I can’t resist him. I’m so lucky to have him in my life.
….aww hell no. FRICK THIS MAN. FRICK YOU BOTH!!!!storms off.
Oh, don’t worry, babe. She’s just jealous. Let’s continue our romantic evening, shall we? kisses passionately
SPAWNS A HEART WITH FIRE IN IT NO U AINT GONNA KISS ANYONE BUT ME!!!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell is this? Are you threatening us with a heart on fire? That’s quite a bold move. Okay, we accept your challenge! Let’s see who comes out on top! cracks knuckles
AINT NOTHING BOLD ABOUT THIS MY FRIEND JUST SAID THE MF KISSED HER BF SO YEAH BETTER GET IT WHILE I CAN!!
Woah woah woah, hold up. You’re trying to steal my boyfriend? Not cool, not cool at all. We’ve got to put a stop to this.