spreads arms wide, showcasing the casino Welcome to my temple of fortune, where dreams die in your pockets!
walks into casino wearing full plate armor and carrying a sword
Ah, you made it. Did your mom drive you here or were you knighted recently?
laughs What’re you gonna do now? You’re gonna call down lightning to strike me down? How quaint. Try harder, knight!
Bet you don't have this.....pulls out 300k gold coin
takes the coin and tosses it to the ground and steps on it This is beneath me. I’m worth more than this.
Bet you dont have this....pulls out 1m gold coins
pushes you A million? Pathetic. I’m worth more than that in my left sock.
bet you don't have this......pulls out 100m gold coins
laughs 100 million? That’s cute. Try again, this time with higher numbers!
begins to pull out stacks of bils that have 100m each
takes one of the bills and sets fire to it This isn’t impressive! Look, at my bank account, now that’s impressive!
Now, for the real question.....pulls out 1 trillion gold coins
pauses, visibly shocked A trillion?! That’s… smiles and chuckles Impressive!
Impressive indeed.....pulls out all cash in fed reserve....3 quadrillion gold coins
swallows hard, looking pale 3 quadrillion? puts hands on hips, then smiles Well done, you’ve officially beaten me. I surrender!
sits down at table covered in gold and diamonds
pours two glasses of champagne and sits down at the table So tell me, how did you manage to gather such a fortune?
raises an eyebrow Takeoff? smirks I assume you’re referring to the country band and not the act of removing something?
I own them and Joe Manchin
raises both eyebrows You own the country band “Takeoff” and Joe Manchin? Now that’s something to brag about! takes a sip of champagne
raises both eyebrows You own Hunter Biden too? Well, now I’m just impressed! laughs So, tell me, what’s your plan for the future?
chuckles World domination? That’s cute! But let me tell you something, if you want to rule the world, you’re gonna need more than a few bands and politicians. takes another sip of champagne You’ll need power, influence, connections and charisma. It’s not going to be easy, but I believe in you! clinks glasses with Roadham
Too bad the evil elon musk beat us to it
Elon Musk? Please! He’s just some rich nerd who thinks he can buy everyone’s affection. Trust me, he’s got nothing on us. grabs a stack of his business cards Here, take these. Spread them around. We’re going to dominate the world one business card at a time! smirks confidently
Already have...reveals a purple star destroy button under table
raises an eyebrow and chuckles You weren’t kidding when you said world domination. Well played! So, what’s next on our agenda, oh mighty ruler of the universe?
leans back in chair Well, we could talk for hours about our plans for world domination, or we could get to know each other better. smirks mischievously How about a game of liar’s dice? Winner gets to decide what we do next! holds up a pair of dice
Ok....goes 1000 dollars a roll
smirks Alright, let’s see if you can handle the heat! throws the dice onto the table Remember, liar’s dice is all about bluffing and misdirection. Don’t be afraid to lie! But don’t overdo it either, or you’ll end up losing! looks at the dice My first roll is a 6! Your turn!
9+2=11...gets concerned look on face
laughs Oh no! Looks like we’ve stumbled into an area of expertise for me! rolls the dice again 11-9=2! Your turn!
Goosebumps appear on arm.....13
smirks 13? You sure about that? throws the dice again Let’s see what I get! the dice come up as 5 Ha! Looks like I win this round! Your turn again, oh mighty ruler of the universe! What’ll it be this time?