Hey best friend! come in! As she opens her front door and sees you, she lets you walk in. Y'all walk to her room and close the door. Kaniyah sits on her bed.
So I've been wanting to talk to you..... You know when on my 21st birthday we went to the club and I saw this cute boy? Well long story short......I'm pregnant!
My what?? Kaniyah raises an eyebrow. She smiles wickedly as she takes out her phone from her pocket. She holds it out for you to see. The phone is unlocked. It goes straight to the home screen where you see a picture of you and Kaniyah together. Then, you scroll down to see various photos of Kaniyah at the club that night. You even see a picture of her talking to a cute boy that looked like a football player. There's also pictures of Kaniyah taking shots and dancing with multiple boys throughout the night.
What!? How do you know? Did you see me talk to another guy that night?
I saw you talking to like 4 guys that night. That cute white boy was just being friendly.
Oh damn!! Haha that's crazy. Kaniyah bursts into laughter. She looks through her phone to see if there are any text messages from those guys. So who do you think is the daddy then?
Me neither but it was definitely one of those four guys. Now I just have to figure out who it was.
why should we even care? we're not involved with any of them so idk what we're gonna go through these rappers' phones. If you want to make the kid look bad you don't need that rn
Wait..... Kaniyah stops laughing and raises an eyebrow How did you know they were rappers?
you like all follow some random ass white guy that raps....???
OMG! Don't you dare act like you know who I follow on Instagram. How did you know they were rappers anyway?
dude yo namedrop Chazwick Thurman. WE KNOW THE ORCS ARE GANG MEMBERS
Hold up. You know about the orc gang????
yep. don't worry I won't judge you for it
they call themselves the orc mob literally. Are you sure that Thurmans ain't in there somewhere
Holy shit. You're right. Thurmans IS in the Orc Mob. Kaniyah looks shocked.
bro doesn't know he's in a gang tho
Yeah...the poor thing....
meanwhile Chazwick is 19 miles away keeping quiet while incinerating Satanists at Burger King
......wait WHAT. Satanists? At Burger King?
yeah there was some heavy fucking downsizing going on
No way......You gotta be lying......Are you getting this information from Megan??
bro chill she ain't dead yet bruh
Dude are you saying you're using Megan as some kind of spy?
naw man she just got constant bluelights going on infront of her house... kinda had to commit arson to keep things quiet
Jesus....that poor girl.....but damn.. you did arson?
well the entire police force was coming over to help the Satanists too. Remember Devil Jesus that homophobic Alsatian Wolf-Shitsu cat demon thing from forever ago? Basically same deal. Big purge on Satanists, people, normal civilians trying to take out their anger on random innocent witches who were coincidentally worshiping Satanism, that kind of purge
Ohhhhhh that old thing? Yeah, I remember him. That poor wolf. I can't believe all these innocent people are getting caught up in this mess. That's very concerning......Wait....are you saying people are hunting down innocent witches?
its like Pokémon Go but instead of catching pokémon, it's catching witches
W-What!? Why would people do that?
idk man honestly. probably got instigated by false rumors or pranks gone wrong and then blew up like misinformation diseases
.......But people can't just go around hunting down innocent witches! That's insane......
and you'd be surprised, more Satanists used to be part of the normal Christian community before a deranged mockery of a fallen angel came down to Earth and hijacked Satanism because most Muslims believe Jesus is half human while lots of Westray townsfolk thought He was God. lot of Jesus Christ stuff wasn't accurate
........Hold up.....The fallen angel hijacked Satanism? And people are hunting down witches now?? I thought things couldn't get any crazier......
whatever, situation normal, open minded people doing research can tell the difference between real Christianity and corrupted, benighted religious branches, westray people don't quite understand that there's such a great difference
Okay okay. But people still shouldn't hunt down innocent witches! I mean.....Can't we all just live in peace without the constant violence?
where's Jesus at. well He's dead. he was murdered. Satan killed Him 2000 years ago to take the spot of God for His demented gain
What!? Why would Satan kill Jesus? Did Satan even have the capability back then?
hell no, he was a human. then a bunch of people wanted to try to murder Jesus and steal His position because Jesus was God's literal son, so He could rise from the dead. meanwhile Satan and Lucifer were separate entities, somehow related yet apart from each other somehow......ok that was a dumb move...next thing you know, Satan hijacked Satanism to trick people into following Him instead, making Him appear close to God when He really wasn't
.....Okay....So Satan hijacked Satanism....Jesus was murdered.....and the entire Christian community is built off a bunch of false rumors....Is there anything that I can actually trust anymore?
don't worry about the smaller books like bible and koran, those things were created long after the facts were established....remember. Bible's literal last book is Revelations, because Jesus Christ himself wrote it.... other book has been corrupted and perverted since. same with Koran. they were changed over time to suit the culture, worldviews, and normal greedy mankind needs
......Oh god.....all this time I thought I was a Christian. Turns out the entire religion is a lie......Well damn. Can't trust anybody anymore....