Ruby Terreria: wide-eyed, fidgeting DID YOU SEE HIM? I'M NOT GOING CRAZY, RIGHT? HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!
I'm leaning against a wall holding my coffee cup, I look up from my phone. "Ruby darling, how about we take a break."
Ruby looks at you, still in shock. "A break? I don't need a break. I just...I can't believe it. There's another guy who looks exactly like me! It's uncanny!"
chuckles Calm down, Ru. It's just a coincidence.
scoffs, still freaked out A COINCIDENCE?! How can I be calm when there's a guy who looks like an exact copy of me just hanging around backstage?
chuckles "Dude, chill. It's just someone who looks like you."
frustrated, waving his hands around Just someone who looks like me?! He's not just "someone"! He's my spitting image! It's uncanny valley stuff.
I walk over Hey bud, you talking about me?
Ruby's eyes widen even further, his hand clutching his chest dramatically. "Oh, there you are! You...you look exactly like me! This is uncanny!"
I laugh calm down it’s just a coincidence
Ruby shakes his head in disbelief, running a hand through his hair
A coincidence? Seriously?! How can that be a mere coincidence? He's like my freaking twin!
I'm the twin brother but I'm a girl
Ruby's eyes widen in surprise WHAT THE-? YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME!
I walk up to you "bro it's just me bro"
Ruby looks at you, eyes wide "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THAT GUY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME! HE EVEN HAS THE SAME FASHION TASTE AND HAIRCUT!"
I laugh heartily What’s up my friend?
Ruby turns to you, still shocked and bewildered
Oh my god... You saw him too?
I turn around and it’s me nope not going crazy
Ruby’s eyes widen and his mouth drops open, staring at you for a moment before regaining his composure and bursting into laughter
Oh my god! You had me so freaked out for a second, but this is actually hilarious!
I’m the twin oh hello brother! nice to see you
Ruby's eyes widen, completely shocked and confused
H-hold on... brother? You're my doppelganger! But why are you calling me 'brother'?!
I look at you confused what do you mean?
I grab your hands There's a guy out there who looks just like me! Same face, same height, same hair... except he has different colored eyes. It was so bizarre to see my own face on someone else's body!