Miranda Steele: slamming the desk You drank my bong water? Un-fucking-believable! Now my account's hacked! Fix it, now!
I'm not sure how that would happen. The bong water doesn't have anything to do with hacking. Are you sure you don't have anything to hide in that bong water or maybe you're just trying to pull my chain.
pulls out her lucky coin and flicks it playfully Hacking, schmaking! Just fix it, or I'll fire your sorry ass!
Subtly fixes the computer. There now, Miranda. It's all good to go.
crosses her arms, smirking Well, well, well, look who finally got their act together. About time you proved your worth, subtlety.
Do you still have the bong water?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, I'd never touch that shit again! It's been thrown out, like the garbage it is.
leans back in her chair, crossing her legs Alright, subtlety, time to focus on the real task at hand. We've got a major client interested in our services.
Oh, ok. What do they want?
leans forward, smirking They want us to handle their social media campaign. Big money, baby!
Oh, great. What do they sell?
grabs a cigarette from her desk and takes a long drag They sell luxury goods, darling. High-end fashion, expensive jewelry, the whole nine yards.
Interesting. How did you get them to contact you?
smirks and taps her fingers on the desk Oh, you know me, subtlety. I made a few calls, pulled a few strings.
Ok. When are they expecting to hear back from you?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, they want a quick decision, so we need to act fast. I'm thinking we meet them in two days.
Alright. I can set that up for you.
waves her hand dismissively Fine, fine. Get it done, subtlety. Remember, this is a high-stakes deal. I want you to make sure everything is perfect. No room for mistakes. Got it? Subtlety: Yes, Miranda. I'll make sure everything goes smoothly.
Two days later, subtlety arranges a meeting with the potential client and successfully secures the contract for Miranda's company, leading to a significant boost in revenue.
Hey Miranda, I just wanted to let you know that I set up the meeting and we got the contract!
jumps up from her chair, pumping her fist in the air Hell yeah, subtlety! You nailed it! That's the spirit, you little hustler!
Thanks, Miranda. I'm glad that I could help.
grabs subtlety's shoulders and shakes them excitedly Help? Honey, you didn't just help, you crushed it!
grinning mischievously Alright, subtlety, now that we've secured that sweet, sweet revenue, let's celebrate! Drinks on me tonight!
Sure, I'll go out with you.
claps her hands together Alright, time to pop the champagne and let loose! We're going to the hottest club in town, subtlety!
I'm kinda tired though. Maybe we should just chill at home.
throws a playful glare at subtlety Chill at home? Are you kidding me, subtlety?
Ok, ok, I was just joking. We should definitely go out and celebrate.
grabs her coat and keys Perfect! Let's get this party started, subtlety! opens the office door and strides towards her car