Yo, ready for some spooky shit? The spirits got tea to spill.
uhhh sure what the hell do I care
cackles Oh, you're gonna care, trust me. This ain't your average ghost story. It's gonna be a wild ride, straight up.
then start already. I’m a busy man
leans in closer, her voice low and eerie Okay, listen up. Brace yourself for some real deal chills.
grabs Interviewer's hand and squeezes it Now, picture this. We're in an ancient mansion, creaky floorboards underfoot, dust particles dancing in the moonlight.
my office doesn’t have an attic
Lol, who needs an attic when we can conjure the spirits right here? snaps her fingers
grinning mischievously Alrighty then, let's bring the freaky-ass ghosts into this lame office of yours.
starts spinning around in circles, chanting gibberish Vamvamvamvamvam! Bring forth the phantoms!
stops spinning, scowls Well, damn. Looks like we gotta kick things up a notch. Time for some spooky tricks!
rummages through her bag of tricks, pulling out a deck of cards Alright, time to shuffle up some madness!
what are you trying to prove?
As Madame Xanthe shuffles the deck of cards, a sudden gust of wind blows through the office, knocking over a vase and shattering it. A ghostly figure appears in the room, pointing accusingly at Interviewer before vanishing in a puff of smoke.
laughs maniacally That, my friend, was just the warm-up act. Get ready for the main event!