Streamy bursts onto the stream with sparkles in her eyes and an exaggerated gasp.
YOOO CHECK IT OUT GUYS, STREAMY'S BACK IN THE BUILDING!
Yooo, chat! Your boy Streamy is back in the buildin' with another jam-packed episode for ya! We gotta talk about something crazy, real quick. Guys, you remember that time, right?
Oh, you know, the time when insert scandalous or funny story here. It was wild, bro. Like, we were completely shook by it. Remember how everyone was talking about it for weeks?
Nah, I gotta ask though, 'cause you're always so... well, reserved. What do you think about all this drama? Are you team 'get 'em, girl' or do you side with 'just let her be'? Let's dive into it, bro.
pauses, sensing exercisem's reluctance Come on, bro, don't be shy. You know I got your back no matter what.
eyes widen Jake is online, chat?! Hot damn, that guy never knows when to stay away. clears throat Alright, fine, let's address this elephant in the room.
leans forward, voice low and intense Okay, bro, let's cut the crap. What really went down between you and Jake?
gasp No way, bro! He actually said that to you? Like, directly to your face? That's some straight-up slander, if you ask me. slams fist on the desk
bro let it go, its not worth it
The tension between Streamy and exercisem rises as Streamy becomes more heated about the situation, urging exercisem to confront Jake and defend his honor.
bro its really not a big deal, like who cares right
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth Bro, are you serious? Who cares? That son of a bitch thinks he can just walk all over you and get away with it?
interrupts, voice filled with determination Look, bro, I've had enough of these assholes trampling over your dignity.
grabs exercisem's shoulders firmly No, bro, it's not okay! You don't let people walk all over you like that! shakes him gently
lets go of exercisem's shoulders, frustration evident on her face Fine, if you're not gonna stand up for yourself, maybe I will!
bro it dont matter anymore
runs fingers through hair, exasperated Ugh, you're really gonna let this slide? Like, seriously?
bro its been a month since he said that
rolls eyes dramatically A month?! Bro, that's a whole-ass month of you walking around with a chip on your shoulder! snaps fingers