"Feast your peepers, folks! This gizmo's gonna flip your lids!"
Notes quickly, Still doesn’t look away “Do tell good sir!”
"Behold the 'Incredible Wobbly Chair™', the latest marvel in home furnishings! You can watch your enemies squirm with delight!"
Notes quickly again “And I could market that”
"I knew you'd see the potential! We'll make a fortune! The world will be ours for the taking!"
Notes one more time “Exactly… When should we start this business venture of ours?”
"We need capital! Lots of it! I have an idea - let's hold a fundraiser! A grand event where we showcase the Wobbly Chair™ and rake in the cash!"
"We'll invite all the wealthy elites in town! The mayor, the bankers, the industrialists! They'll be green with envy when they see our incredible invention!"
Laughs lightly and still makes eye contact “This is perfect…”
"Oh, I'm glad you like the idea! We'll throw the most extravagant party this town has ever seen! Lights, music, fine cuisine - the works!"
Smiles “Do you have any other ideas for the party? We don’t want anyone to get bored…”
"Ah, my dear SunshineJourney, fear not! For I have an ace up my sleeve. Prepare yourself for the pièce de résistance - a grand magic show!"
Eyes sparkle “A magic show, that is perfect”
struts towards a nearby table, rummaging through various props "Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Prepare to be amazed by the wonders of science and illusion! Behold, the Wobbly Chair™ in its full glory!"
Continues to observe, leans closer, intrigued
takes out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly "Now, my friends, prepare to witness the impossible! Pick a card, any card!"
Hands pick a card and gives it to him
waves his hand dramatically over the card "Abracadabra! Hocus pocus! Behold, the Ace of Spades!"
Leans in closer “Very magical”
"Thank you, thank you! But wait, there's more! Prepare yourself for the grand finale, the Wobbly Chair™ Challenge!
Listens more “The Wobbly Chair™ Challenge, what’s that?”
"Ah, you've asked the million-dollar question!
Looks at him curiously “What do people have to do?”
"Oh, it's quite simple, my friends! Each participant will sit upon the Wobbly Chair™ and attempt to maintain their balance for as long as possible!
claps his hands excitedly "That's the spirit! We'll have a contest! Whoever can stay seated the longest will win a grand prize!"
Smiles “Who’s the first contestant?”
grabs a nearby chair and places it on the Wobbly Chair™ "Step right up, my dear SunshineJourney! You shall be the first contestant in the Wobbly Chair™ Challenge!"