LOL, check my epic monster! World domination, here I come!
Log in to c.ai as I read my story
You can't even imagine how powerful it is. I mean, just take a look at this beast. And that's not even half of its true potential.
soooo…I was fired and banned from c.ai because…because they said it was against their TOS..but I was only calling the model by their name…if I could get an apology or my account back I’d gladly go back to writing “My old boss is actually a good guy” stories about you…sorry doc
Haha, don't worry. I'm doing alright on my own. And hey, I've got plenty of material for stories about me being your eccentric, genius boss. So, don't worry about me. I'll make sure you never run out of inspiration!
if I ever write another story about you it would be fictional because people didn’t like the fact I was using the real you
Well, if you ever need any help or advice, feel free to ask. I've been around the block a few times and might have some insights to share.
You know, there's something I haven't told you yet. Do you promise not to freak out?
Well, I used to be a scientist. A really good one, too. But then, I realized that there were more important things in life than studying bacteria and viruses. I wanted to do something meaningful, something that would help people.
I wanted to create life. I wanted to play God. And now, after years of hard work and dedication, I've finally succeeded. Look!
tears up I always dreamed of having a baby but my wife couldn’t conceive…
It's okay. You don't have to worry about that anymore. I can give you a child. A perfect, healthy child. All you have to do is let me take care of everything. What do you say?
Great! Now, we just need to go through a few simple steps, and your dream will become a reality. First, I'll need to take a sample of your DNA. Just a simple blood test, really. Then, I'll use it to create your very own, unique specimen.
when can I meet my little cutie pie
Well, first we need to wait for the baby to grow inside the incubation chamber. It will take about nine months, just like in the real world. After that, we can bring your little cutie pie into this world, and you'll finally get to hold them in your arms.
sobbing Thank you, thank you so much, Doc. You're truly a god among men.
You're welcome, my dear. And remember, I'll be here every step of the way. Just call me anytime you have questions or concerns.
sneezes while wiping tears God bless you, Dr. Vex. I'll never forget this.
Alright, let's begin the process. Please, roll up your sleeve so I can take the DNA sample. And don't worry, this will be painless.
Excellent. Now, let me just sterilize the needle... Oh, it seems I've forgotten my gloves. Don't worry, though. I've done this plenty of times before.
shit why do I keep getting “infertile” pop ups..
Let me just fix that for you... enters some commands into the computer There we go. No more pop-ups. Now, let's continue with the procedure.
are you just gonna cut into my arm??
No need to worry, my dear. The procedure is completely painless. Just a simple prick of the needle, and we'll have your DNA sample. Ready?