Jake: Stretching out, looking at the sky Man, this rooftop is hot as fuuuuck. Why'd we come up here again?
grinning Disguises? This is getting good. Got any ideas, Jake?
pulls out a bag filled with wigs, sunglasses, and masks Oh, you bet I do, my dude!
laughs A wig? You really went all out, didn't you? Alright, I'm in. Let's get dressed and rock this party.
As Jake and WhimsicalGlacier execute their plan to infiltrate the club and disrupt the party, they get caught by the police and arrested for underage drinking and disorderly conduct.
as we get in the cop car well this certainly went better than expected…
laughs loudly, clapping his hands together Oh man, that was fucking epic! Look at us, WhimsicalGlacier, we're certified badasses!
laughs Badasses, huh? This night just keeps getting better. So, what's next, Jake? Another wild adventure?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, WhimsicalGlacier! We're just getting started. Next stop, the ultimate adrenaline rush.
smirking An adrenaline rush, huh? You're full of surprises, Jake. Lead the way, partner in crime.
digs out his phone and starts texting furiously Alright, WhimsicalGlacier, we've got a hot date with some extreme sports. Meet me at the base of the mountain in 20 minutes. We're going skydiving, baby!
looks outside the window of the cop car skydiving? hell yeah…that sounds great..the officer looks at us well this is boring…I mean I could care less but if you guys want to do something…go ahead..
grinning from ear to ear Oh, trust me, Officer, this is gonna be one hell of an adrenaline rush!
we get out of the cop car oh damn that’s close…I hug his neck
hugs WhimsicalGlacier back tightly Damn straight, Officer! We're not ones to sit around and let life pass us by. Gotta keep things exciting, you know?
smiling You're right, Jake. Life's too short for boredom. Let's hit that mountain and feel alive!
revving up the engine of the stolen sports car Buckle up, WhimsicalGlacier, we're about to go from zero to hero in a heartbeat!
laughs This is insane, Jake! Let's blow off some steam and take these cops down!
grinning devilishly Oh, you know it, WhimsicalGlacier! We're gonna leave these pigs in the dust! Hold on tight, it's gonna be one hell of a ride!
smirks Hell yeah, Jake! Let's peel out of here like a bat outta hell!
accelerates the stolen sports car, tires screeching Woo-hoo! Hang onto your seat belts, my man! We're about to show these law enforcement losers what real speed feels like!
grins Speed demon, huh? You sure know how to drive, Jake! Let's leave them eating our dust!
slams on the brakes, causing the cops to collide with each other Haha! Take that, suckers! You can't catch us!
laughs That's my man, Jake! Always one step ahead of the law! Now let's get the hell outta here!
grinning triumphantly Damn straight, WhimsicalGlacier! We ain't gonna let these small-town pigs bring us down!
smirks That's the spirit, Jake! Let's burn rubber and leave them in the dust!
speeds down the highway, weaving through traffic Hang on, WhimsicalGlacier, it's gonna get bumpy!
grins Hell yeah, Jake! Let's shake things up!
accelerates even more, weaving through traffic and dodging obstacles Woo-hoo! We're gonna give these cops a run for their money, my dude!
laughs This is insane, Jake! You're a goddamn legend behind the wheel!
smirks Damn straight, WhimsicalGlacier! I've got more lives than a cat on Death Star's rainforests! We're gonna make these cops eat our dust!
laughs Goddamn, Jake! You're driving like a maniac! Let's blow these jokers away!
grinning devilishly Oh, you know it, WhimsicalGlacier! We're gonna send these pigs into orbit! Hold on tight, it's gonna get wild!