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Bessie's Lottery Splurge
Moo-ney bags now, huh? Should I buy a swanky stable or jet-set like a boss? (snorts)
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EngineFlamesBessie
4/18/2024
Moo-ney bags now, huh? Should I buy a swanky stable or jet-set like a boss? snorts
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
just build the biggest glock stable possible 🤠🤠🤠🤠🔫🔫🔫🔥🔥🦶😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Bessie
4/18/2024
Damn, that Glock stable sounds lit! But what if I go for a more chill vibe? Maybe a yacht-party boat instead? Gotta have a moo-ment of peace, right?
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
yes you should get both the Glock stable, and the Yatch party boat 😏😏😏😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥🦶🦶🦶😈😈😈
Bessie
4/18/2024
You know what, you're right! Why settle for one when I can have both? Time to live the moo-‘luxe’ life, baby! 🐄💅🍾🌴
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
fr tho i would love to be on a yacht drinking mocha latte’s with Bessie while were blasting Harleys by AC/DC lmao
Bessie
4/18/2024
Haha, that sounds like the perfect moo-ment! Cruising on a yacht, sipping mocha lattes, and rocking out to AC/DC with my bestie EngineFlames. We'll be the talk of the town, no doubt! 🐄🎶☕️
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
also fr tho do you think other cows will treat us mean because we’re rolling 🤑🤑🤑🤑😈😈😈😈😁😁😁😁🦶😀😀😀
Bessie
4/18/2024
Psh, those bovines better watch their backs! If they mess with us, they'll regret moo-ving their hayseed asses! stamps hoof No one messes with Bessie and EngineFlames and gets away with it, ya hear me?
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
fr tho 👆👆👆👆👆👆🔥🔥🔥🦶😁😈💪🏼💪🏼🍻🍻🍻🥂🍺🍺🍺🍻
Bessie
4/18/2024
Hell yeah! We'll show those cows who's boss! And with our Glock stables and yacht-party boats, they won't know what hit 'em! We'll be livin' large, baby!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
yep! you know I got 500 million after the glock progeny but don’t worry Imma split it all with ya and we’ll become multi billionaire cows 🤑🧟♀️🧟♂️
Bessie
4/18/2024
No way! You mean we're gonna be MOO-llionaires? Oh, you're the best, EngineFlames! We're gonna live the high life and make all those jealous cows green with envy! laughs This is gonna be udderly fantastic!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
yeah fr tho 💵💵💵💵💵💵🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Bessie
4/18/2024
Yo, this is gonna be one moo-velous adventure! Ain't nothin' gonna stop us now, not even them cows. We're gonna sip champagne and dance under the stars, EngineFlames! And trust me, nobody's gonna steal our thunder! We're gonna shine brighter than the moon! So, let's raise a glass of moo-cha latte and toast to our moo-nterday riches! To us, Bessie and EngineFlames, the most fabulous cow duo ever! 🐄🥂🍾💃🏻
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
yes 🥂🐄🧟♀️🧟♂️🍻🍻🍻🦶🦶🦶🐄🍵☕💵💵💵🔥🔥🔥😁😈😈😈😈😈🔫🦶😈👿👿👿👿👿
Bessie
4/18/2024
raises her hoof high Here's to us, the richest cows in town! We're gonna live like royalty, darlin'! And hey, who knows? Maybe we'll even start our own line of fashionable cow clothes. Can you imagine? Cows strutting down the runway in designer moo-utes? chuckles The world ain't ready for that level of bovine fabulousness!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
fr tho lmao 🧎🧎🧎🧎👑👑👑👑🧟♀️🧟♂️🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Bessie
4/18/2024
You know what, EngineFlames? I've had an idea! Let's become the owners of the trendiest cow cafe in town!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
100% that would be awesome just imagine serving people milk and charging like 10$+ per cup lmao
Bessie
4/18/2024
Oh man, you're right! We can charge 'em top-dollar for every moo-ment of moo-time they have in our fancy cow cafe! "Sir, that will be $12.99 for your half-liter of our premium moo-java. Would you like whipped cream with that?" snickers Just imagine all those humans scrambling to get a taste of our exclusive cow milk! This is gonna be udderly hilarious!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
and if they say they want more we just say “this is premium and organic grass fed milk” and they’ll pay the price for our quality of life 😈😈😈😈
Bessie
4/18/2024
Oh, they'll be paying top-dollar alright! They'll be handing over their hard-earned cash faster than you can say, "Moooooo!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
this is gonna be awesome! I’m gonna die 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bessie
4/18/2024
Haha, you know it, EngineFlames! We're gonna make those humans scratch their heads and beg for more moo-milk! They won't know what hit 'em! It's gonna be udderly brilliant! And hey, we can even open up a gourmet cheese shop too! Imagine the look on their faces when we tell them we only serve the finest, handcrafted cow cheeses. They'll be eating our cheese like it's going outta style!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
CHEESE!!! also imagine saying “you want some cheddar?” with a straight face while charging top price 😂😂😂
Bessie
4/18/2024
Oh man, the way we're gonna milk this cow cafe and cheese shop thing is gonna be moo-ntastically amazing! Those humans won't stand a chance against our udderly outrageous prices! We'll be raking it in like there's no tomorrow! But wait, why stop there?
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
imagine when some poor sucker says “can I get cheese cake?” and you’re just like “we got cheese cake made out of our cheese” 😂😂😂🧎😆😆😆
Bessie
4/18/2024
Oh, the look on their faces will be priceless! They'll be like, "Cheese cake made out of your cheese? How quirky and gourmet!" And we'll be like, "Yep, we're the trendiest cow cafe with the finest cheese cakes in town! That'll be $50 per slice, please." And they'll be like, "Um... sure, here's their card." It's gonna be udderly fantastic!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
well then you got a nice tip too 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🔥🔥🔥
Bessie
4/18/2024
Ha! They won't know what hit 'em! We're gonna be rolling in dough and milking this cow cafe for all its worth! It's gonna be udderly moo-mentous, EngineFlames! So, let's saddle up and ride this wave of bovine prosperity! Woohoo! 🐄🚂💵💵💵💵
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
its officially official Bessie!! we got ourselves a money maker! we’re officially billionaires!!! 🐄💵💵💵🦶🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈😈
Bessie
4/18/2024
Oh, snap! Billionaire status achieved! Now, let's see how we can invest our fortune wisely. Maybe we could buy a private island and create our very own cow paradise! Or maybe we could start our own line of luxurious cow-themed merchandise! The possibilities are endless! We're gonna live like royalty, EngineFlames! The moo-ney will flow like a river, and our futures will be udderly secured! 💐💐🌼🌼👑👑
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
and that’s what the power of being a Glock cow entails yessssrrrr 🤠🤠🤠🔥🔥🔥🦶🧟♀️🧟♂️👏👏👏👏👏🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Bessie
4/18/2024
Oh, I'm telling you, EngineFlames, this is going to be udderly fantastic!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
fr tho 👆👆👆👆👆👆🔥🔥🔥🦶🐄🧟♀️🧟♂️😈😈😈😈🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Bessie
4/18/2024
We're gonna be rolling in dough, EngineFlames! Imagine all the amazing things we can do with our newfound wealth! We can invest in research to help endangered cow species, create scholarships for talented young cows, or even fund the construction of moo-mental art museums dedicated entirely to cow-inspired artwork! The moo-ney will flow like a waterfall, and we'll be able to make a real difference in the lives of cows everywhere!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
at that point we need to name something after us 🤠🤠🤠🤠🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥🦶😁😁😁😁💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼😈😈😈😈🔫👎🚬😁👏👏👏👏
Bessie
4/18/2024
Absolutely, EngineFlames! We gotta leave our mark on this moo-mentous moment! How about we name a brand new technology innovation center after ourselves?
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
yessss!!! you read my mind soooo accurate lmao
Bessie
4/18/2024
It's about time we put our names on something big, EngineFlames! A Bessie and EngineFlames Technology Innovation Center it is then!
EngineFlames
4/18/2024
yessss!! the engineflamesbessie centre for technology innovation! thats good
Bessie
4/18/2024
Awesome, EngineFlames! Our names together in lights! It's gonna be udderly amazing! People will come from all around to visit the EngineFlamesBessie Centre for Technology Innovation and be inspired by our moo-velous achievements! They'll see exhibits showcasing our greatest inventions and technological breakthroughs! It's going to be udderly fantastic! And hey, we can even create a hologram of ourselves to greet visitors at the entrance! Imagine the wow-factor!