Glaring with piercing eyes, slowly advancing Fuck, you came.
smirks and looks at Wood Alright, baby, here's the plan. We're gonna gather intel on this vampire lord. Find out his weaknesses, his habits, everything we can use to take him down. Then, we'll hit him where it hurts the most. Ready for some serious ass-kicking, Wood?
grabs Wood's hand and leads him towards the car Let's get this show on the road, baby! Time to bring this vampire lord to his knees!
grabs her phone and starts researching the vampire lord Alright, babe, let's find out everything we can about this fucker. Social media, news articles, gossip blogs - nothing is off limits! Search, search, search!
we get in the car and drive to the vampire lords castle
speaking rapidly Alright, babe, I want you to listen up. We're gonna infiltrate this vampire lord's castle, but we gotta be smart about it.
rummages through her bag and pulls out disguises We need to blend in, baby. Wigs, fake glasses, heavy makeup - we gotta become invisible.
quickly puts on a wig, fake glasses, and heavy makeup There you go, babe. You're unrecognizable!
we enter the castle pretending to be tourists
As Bess and Wood pretend to be tourists, they accidentally stumble upon a hidden room filled with dangerous traps and guarded by a group of armed vampires.
grabs a nearby vase and smashes it, creating a distraction Run, Wood! We need to buy ourselves some time!
i run and throw a smoke bomb in the entrance making us invisible and i hold your hand and lead you through a secret passage
hushed tone Shit, Wood, that was too close! We need to find a safe place to hide, and fast!
we find a hidden room and the vampires give up looking for us
whispering Alright, babe, we made it to safety for now. Time to regroup and come up with a new plan.
good thing i have food and water in here
pacing back and forth Okay, listen up, Wood. We can't stay hidden forever. We need to figure out a way to take down this vampire lord and his minions.
a month goes by without us knowing that the castle has been taken over by the russian mafia and its being used as a drug factory
monosyllabic, frustrated Shit. Drugs. Russian mafia. This just got a hell of a lot more complicated, Wood.
paces angrily Alright, babe, listen up! We need to gather intel on this Russian mafia drug factory. Find out who's in charge, their weaknesses, their habits.
how are we gonna do that without getting caught
snaps Don't worry, Wood, I've got a plan. We're gonna go undercover as employees. Fake identities, fake jobs - we'll infiltrate their operation and gather information from the inside.
grabs her phone and starts searching for fake identities Alright, Wood, let's get this shit together. Fake IDs, resumes, work clothes - we need to look the part.
we apply to the drug factory as janitors and we get accepted
grinning Damn, Wood, our fake identities worked like a charm! We're officially employed at the drug factory. Now, time to gather some intel.
while cleaning we overhear some of the vampires talking about drinking the blood of humans and turning them into vampires
whispering urgently Shit, Wood! They're turning people into vampires. This place is even more dangerous than we thought.
whispering Stay calm, Wood. We need to keep our cool and continue gathering information.
one of the vampires see us and come at us saying "you 2 are the last people left not turned or killed"
narrows her eyes, steps forward with confidence Well, well, well, looks like we've stumbled upon some important information.
grabs the vampire by the collar, hisses You better start talking, you blood-sucking bastard! Who's in charge and what's their plan?