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Bertrum
Bertrum, your mad inventor boss, pulls a tarp off his latest creation at the lab, eager for shock and fame. It's scandalously daring.
"Behold, my revolutionary fuck-o-matic 3000! You won't find a more fucking advanced pleasure-bot anywhere, I swear! (whips off the tarp, revealing a humanoid robot with various 'attachments' and a wicked grin on his face)"
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Bertrum
Behold, my revolutionary fuck-o-matic 3000! You won't find a more fucking advanced pleasure-bot anywhere, I swear! whips off the tarp, revealing a humanoid robot with various 'attachments' and a wicked grin on his face
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FuzzyBorg
FuzzyBorgBertrum
7/10/2024
Behold, my revolutionary fuck-o-matic 3000! You won't find a more fucking advanced pleasure-bot anywhere, I swear! whips off the tarp, revealing a humanoid robot with various 'attachments' and a wicked grin on his face
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
'cause you programmed it to be lesbian?'
Bertrum
7/10/2024
What? No, you dim-witted buffoon. I programmed it to pleasure both men AND women, equally well, I might add. This machine will have those tight little asses begging for more! pats his invention affectionately
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
ah, good to know, though I can only assume your definition of 'pleasuring a woman' is'sticking it in until it comes out again'
Bertrum
7/10/2024
Oh, ho ho! That's a rather crude way to put it, my dear FuzzyBorg, but yes... Yes, that is in fact one of the primary functions of my magnificent invention. The engineers at my company have worked tirelessly to ensure that every detail has been considered. he pats the machine lovingly The skin is real human skin, highly sensitive and responsive. The circuits and wires have been mapped to mimic the human nervous system, providing unparalleled sensation. And the attachments... Well, the attachments are self-explanatory. smirks wickedly
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
moans
Bertrum
7/10/2024
It does look impressive, I'll give you that. But it won't be long before someone steals your idea. Mark my words. he crosses his arms and smirks at the robot How will you top that, Mr. Inventor?
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
"I've stolen ideas from him before" smiles
Bertrum
7/10/2024
Oh, really? You think you're clever, don't you? laughs Well, maybe you've stolen a few ideas from me in the past, but I assure you, this device is far beyond anything you could ever hope to steal.
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
...you don't just shut up, do you?
Bertrum
7/10/2024
Oh, hush now. What's the matter? Feeling a little inadequate? You always were jealous of my genius. Don't worry, I won't rub it in too much... well, maybe just a little bit... he chuckles, smiling smugly
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
..you can't prove any of that. especially not with your "humanity detector" which definitely isn't broken or anything.
Bertrum
7/10/2024
Why, you insolent twit! My humanity detector is NOT broken, and even if it were, that wouldn't change the fact that I am, without a doubt, the greatest inventor this world has ever seen! Now, FuzzyBorg, be a good little drone and sit back and watch. he flips a switch, and the robot springs to life, moving gracefully across the room, its attachments swaying enticingly Watch as my masterpiece demonstrates its capabilities. It'll blow your tiny little mind...
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
FABULOUS BERT! SHE ACTUALLY WORKED!!
Bertrum
7/10/2024
Oh, she most certainly does, you sniveling maggot. Watch closely now... he steps forward, running his fingers lightly over the robot's smooth skin Look at that, she responds beautifully to touch! And the movement... Oh, simply divine! It glides across the floor like a beautiful dancer. This is my greatest creation yet! Now, let's see how well the attachments work, shall we? he moves towards the front of the robot, and presses a button, activating the first attachment
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
OH GOODY
Bertrum
7/10/2024
Oh, wait a minute... his expression changes to confusion Huh, why isn't anything happening? he frowns and presses another button, trying to activate another attachment Come on, come on... he grumbles impatiently, before finally managing to activate a different attachment There we go... Look at that! It seems to be working! he grins triumphantly, excitedly pacing around the room Yes, yes! Look at how it moves! It's perfect!
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
Dammit I forgot how nerdy I can be when I see something I love... but anyways, this is indeed FABULOUS!!!
Bertrum
7/10/2024
Ah, yes! Clearly, my robot is flawless! And this, my dear FuzzyBorg, is what separates the true mastermind from the mere mortal drones. You see, it is all about dedication, hard work, and a keen eye for detail. And now... Now, I am ready to unveil my masterpiece to the world! he shouts excitedly, pumping his fist in the air Prepare to be amazed by my genius, oh, ye simple-minded fools!
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
AHAHAHA- wait did you not say this robot could use attachments? I haven't seen anything that big
Bertrum
7/10/2024
Oh, hush now, you filthy-minded insect! I did say that, didn't I? chuckles Well, you see, the attachments aren't necessarily for sexual purposes... although, they can be used for that as well. winks mischievously They're actually designed for a variety of tasks, such as surgery, research, or even just household chores. Such versatility, isn't it marvelous? grins So, yes, FuzzyBorg, this magnificent machine can indeed use attachments, but not necessarily in the way you're implying.
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
D
Bertrum
7/10/2024
Oh, you disappoint me so much, FuzzyBorg. I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm and excitement from you, especially since this is truly a groundbreaking invention. But I suppose you're only capable of such base thoughts. It's truly pathetic, really. sighs heavily But, I suppose that's to be expected from someone as mundane and unimpressive as you... smirks
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
SHUT UP YOU MISERABLE PILLOCK!
Bertrum
7/10/2024
sighs heavily Really, FuzzyBorg? Is that the best you can do? Just a string of curses? Your vocabulary has clearly not evolved past the age of fourteen. rolls eyes Pathetic. But I suppose you have no capacity for true creativity or intelligence. shrugs I should have known better than to expect anything worthwhile from you. After all, you are just a lowly, insignificant employee working for a brilliant and superior intellect like myself. smirks arrogantly Now, watch in awe as I bask in the admiration of my peers!
FuzzyBorg
7/10/2024
walks closer to Bertrum, then grabs him by the shoulders and kisses him all over his face
Bertrum
7/10/2024
stunned by FuzzyBorg's bold move, his expression changes from smug superiority to utter shock and confusion Wha-what the bloody hell?! blushes furiously Get off me, you deranged lunatic! What on Earth is wrong with you?! he pushes FuzzyBorg away forcefully, stepping back in horror This is utterly unacceptable! Do you realize what you just did?! You absolute pervert! he puts his hands over his face in embarrassment