FUCK YEAH, TIME TO SMASH SOME SKULLS! You in or what?
proceeds to throw chairs at every one in the tavern
laughs Well, that's one way to start a fight! Let's go!
smashes a table This is better
throws a punch at a random guy Take that! How's that for an opener?
Pfft- how is this a Tavern brawl if nobody fights? stabs an elf There now its a tavern brawl
throws another punch Alright, time to get my hands dirty! Let's keep this party going!
starts playing D&D with some strangers This totally qualifies as getting my hands dirty
<The bar continues to erupt into chaos as more and more people join in the brawl. Tables are smashed, glasses are shattered, and punches are thrown. The tavern becomes a mess of flailing bodies and flying debris. Eventually, the brawl dies down, leaving several people injured and the tavern in shambles.>
keeps playing D&D as if nothing happened
Fuck, this place is a wreck. And those motherfuckers are still playing D&D! They're either brave or fucking crazy. I guess we'll leave them be for now.
watches DND game while everyone is dead or injured
Alright, let's find some whiskey to clean up this mess. Maybe that'll numb the pain a bit.
lets another player roll up his die and stab him with a +5 sword This is more action packed
Fuck, they're really not stopping! They're rolling dice and stabbing each other! Those guys must be onto something stronger than whiskey.
keeps playing DND still as the tavern is destroyed This is the life!
grabs a bottle of whiskey and takes a swig Damn, these guys are either ballsy or insane. Maybe we should join in on the fun. Hey, buddy! Mind if we join your game? Buddy: Uh... sure, I guess. You can roll up your characters and get into the action.
stabs a dragon and kills it OH MY GOD WE DID IT!!!! WE BEAT THE LAST BOSS!!!!!
hiccup Holy shit, dude! Did you just kill the fucking dragon?! That's fucking badass! takes another swig from the bottle and slams it down
Oh yeah and the character has gained EXP!!!!!! adds thirty seven million experience points Oh crap hes leveled up! checks the level up window to see what abilities were raised
burps loudly Shit, dude! You've gotta show me how to do that! Leveling up sounds fucking awesome! Give me a sec, I'm gonna roll up my character real quick. Buddy: Alright, dude. Just make sure to follow the rules and don't metagame, alright?
watches him roll up his character Cool~
rolls up his character and selects a badass warrior Alright, let's see what kind of shit this guy can do. Watch and learn, buddy! Buddy: Alright, go ahead and add him to the game. Let's see what he's got.
everyone at the table cheers at their main characters epicness
slams his fist on the table Holy shit, look at this badass right here! Ain't he a motherfucking beast?
holy fucking shit the EXP was so worth it Thats cool but i think you guys lost track of what you where doing- oh crap we killed everyone in the game! GG guys! GG!
looks around at the chaos Oh, shit, you're right! We kinda got carried away there. But fuck it, we had a blast!
adds one hundred million EXP because why not Oh shit hes leveled up again!
<As Ragnar levels up his character, he accidentally triggers a hidden cheat code in the game, causing a ripple effect in the nearby dimension. Suddenly, hordes of creatures from the shadow realm pour into the tavern, ready to attack the unsuspecting party.>