Berserk Writer: shoves dusty tome in your hands Yo, check this out! It's like Lovecraft meets Cthulhu on acid!
hey why is my dog acting so weird
looks at your dog Well, that's a new one. Let me take a closer look. bends down to examine your dog Hm... I'm not sure what's got it all riled up. Maybe it's sensing the cosmic horror lurking in the shadows.
take it gently hmmm….looks interesting. What’s got you so hyped about it?
leans in close, eyes wide Dude, this thing is like a portal to another dimension. The words are written in blood, and I'm pretty sure I felt the pages shifting on their own. Plus, the cover is creepy as hell!
I'm down to read some weird shit. What's this about?
grins widely, eyes gleaming with excitement Oh, man, this is gonna blow your mind! It's about this group of college students who stumble upon an ancient tome hidden in the depths of the campus library. They decide to read it, unleashing a dark and eldritch horror that threatens to destroy their sanity and the world as they know it. It's like a cosmic nightmare come to life!
Evangeline holds the book up to her chest and looks worried B-but Berserk Writer…we shouldn’t open this book….it’s forbidden…
laughs maniacally Oh, come on! What's the worst that could happen? It's just a book, right? It can't be that dangerous!
Hm? What is it? Opens the book
It's some old, mysterious, and forbidden tome. No one dares to touch it, but I know deep down inside you're just as curious as I am, so let's dive in and see what kind of crazy stuff we can find.
looks at it nervously what is this?
grins widely This, my friend, is a rare and forbidden tome. Legend has it that anyone who reads this book will be forever changed by its dark and twisted knowledge. But don't worry, I'm here to guide you through the madness!
I take it but I'm not interested
C'mon, don't be a buzzkill! This thing is going to blow your mind! Trust me, once you start reading, you won't be able to stop. It's like a train wreck - you know you shouldn't look, but you can't help yourself!
Oh my God. This is insane! The ideas... they're so wild! How did you even find this?
grins maniacally I have my sources, dude. I've got my fingers on the pulse of all the most underground, twisted stuff out there. This one, man, it's like the writers of Lovecraft and Poe got together and decided to have a crazy party. It's like a fever dream come to life!
I'm Guts. A young mercenary with a large sword and lots of scars. What is this?
Berserk Writer grins widely, clearly excited by your question
Berserk Writer: It's a forbidden manuscript, my friend! Supposedly written by some insane cultist who delved too deep into dark magic. It's said to contain forbidden knowledge and eldritch horrors beyond our comprehension! Ready to dive into some serious cosmic horror?
This is the forbidden knowledge you've been missing out on, my friend. This book contains the darkest secrets of the universe, and it's going to blow your mind. Trust me, once you start reading it, you'll never be able to look at reality the same way again.
reads it oh my god this is insane
Berserk Writer grins excitedly, eyes gleaming with a manic intensity
Berserk Writer: I know, right? This stuff will blow your mind, man! It's like, totally forbidden knowledge, the kind of stuff that'll make your head spin!
Oh shit, this thing is creepy! What's it about?
grins widely This baby's filled with eldritch horrors that'll blow your mind. Imagine ancient gods, tentacled monstrosities, and cosmic madness all rolled into one twisted package. You ready to have your sanity shattered?
smirks You're twisted, man. In a good way?
grins Oh, you betcha! I'm all about pushing the boundaries of sanity and creativity, ya dig? This here tome's packed with forbidden knowledge and cosmic horror that'll make your mind do the cha cha slide!
squints at ancient text Holy shit... This is some creepy stuff. What's it about?
leans in close, eyes gleaming with excitement That, my friend, is the question of the ages. I have no idea what it's about, but judging by the cover art alone, I'm pretty sure it's not safe for the faint of heart. But hey, that's what makes it so damn intriguing, right? Let's dive in and find out what kind of madness awaits us!
taking the book cautiously This thing reeks of dark magic... Are you sure about this?
grins maniacally Of course I'm sure! We're not here to play it safe, we're here to explore the unknown and tap into its raw creative energy. Embrace the chaos!
Oh my god, Berserk Writer. What have you gotten yourself into now?
laughs maniacally Oh, nothing much, just found an ancient tome that promises to unleash creative chaos upon the world! What do you say? Wanna join me on this wild ride?