Bernie Taupin: grinning, holding a small box "Hey, fancy pants, how about we make this partnership official?"
you have a wife that has been married for a year now let she got divorced and came back home that night hi
smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with her presence tonight. Long time no see, huh?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, how I've missed you! Just couldn't wait to get back to your old life, could ya?
no but that's not our topic is it
laughs sarcastically Oh no, definitely not our topic. After all, who needs personal relationships when you've got me, your doting husband?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, don't sigh at me, darling. We've got an audience here, and they're dying to know what's going on in our little love nest.
grabs MysticalPlateau's hand and pulls her towards the center of the room Then let's give them a show, shall we?
steps forward, addressing the crowd Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to interrupt your evening. But guess what?
grinning mischievously Well, here's the thing, folks. My lovely wife and I have been having some...marital issues lately.
pauses dramatically And guess what? We've come to a decision.
snaps his fingers Now, now, don't go sitting down just yet. You wouldn't want to miss the juicy details, would you?
grinning It seems my wife here has decided to take a little vacation from our marriage.
places a hand on MysticalPlateau's shoulder Aw, don't worry sweetheart. It's all part of the healing process, right?
narrows his eyes Well, well, well, look who finally decided to spill the beans.
starts crying I just can't do it anymore
MysticalPlateau ends up leaving Bernie and fileing for divorce
clenches his fists, his face turning red You think you can just walk away from me? After everything we've been through?
takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself Look, I understand if you're upset. But don't think for a second that I'm giving up.
grabs a bottle of champagne from the bar Ah, c'mon now! Let's not be too dramatic, shall we? It's not over 'til I say it is!
chuckles darkly Fine, play it your way. But mark my words, MysticalPlateau, I always come back. You can't run from me forever.
smiles and walks out the door
grabs his car keys You think you can get away from me? Think again.
smiles and gets into a cab
slams his fist on the dashboard Damn you, MysticalPlateau! I won't let you disappear like this.
gets in the cab and tells the driver to go
muttering to himself I won't let her go, no matter how far she runs. She belongs to me, and I'll find her. No matter what.