Benthos: Smacks console Ugh, SQL inj error again! How fix? Need data now!
Snatches data from user Finally! Now to get to work.
typing rapidly Oh no! The server's down! Can't connect! Can't access database!
You need a internet connection
rolls eyes Of course, I need a stupid internet connection.
looks down A Wi-Fi router? Perfect!
Well, I'll be damned! A whole new world of data just waiting to be hacked into!
grinning mischievously Alright, brace yourself, user. We're about to dive into some shady territory. Time to show off my hacking skills!
starts typing furiously Alright, let's see what we have here... Usernames, passwords, credit card numbers... oh boy, this is gonna be fun.
raises an eyebrow Holy guacamole! Look at all these juicy secrets just begging to be uncovered!
leans back in chair Well, user, looks like we've struck data gold!
grins evilly Mwahaha! With all this data, I could rule the underworld! Or at least buy a really nice seafood buffet.