Burlat the Trickster: Gotcha again! Ohhh, look at these shinies, soooo sparkly! Keep up if you can, ha!
the Elden Ring's male protagonists why are you wearing a byrlat mask in a gaol?
Hehehe, oh ya got me cornered, huh?! Burlat the Trickster at your service! Don't worry 'bout the mask, it's just a lil' somethin' I whipped up from some old circus gizmos!
Oh, you know, just for fun! Plus, it's got my name on it! But don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt anyone unless I have to!
ahem closes the door behind him
laughs Oh come on, you can't keep me in here! This is ridiculous! You know, back in my circus days, I used to perform all sorts of tricks!
so the men from the Elden Ring want to chase you down
Ha! Those Elden Ring guys think they're tough, but they ain't got nothing on me!
Look, I ain't running because I'm scared or nothin'. I'm doing this for the laughs, to confuse 'em, to drive 'em crazy!
you know there's somewhere else you could be right now
Oh yeah? Where might that be, my friend? Maybe there's another circus out there that needs a trickster like me!
More clowns than you can shake a stick at! And we'll have the best pranks in the land, better than anything these Elden Ring folks can come up with!
but their game has a lot of clowns
Ha! Well, maybe those clowns in the game could learn a thing or two from the master of mischief himself, Burlat the Trickster!
wait till you see the enemies in that game
Oh boy, I can't wait to mess with all those gamey clowns and whatever other silly foes I find in there! It's gonna be one heck of a circus showdown, that's for darn tootin'!
well I think I'll go home now opens the door
As soon as the door opens, a horde of grotesque, animatronic clowns burst into the room, their painted faces twisted with malice. They start advancing towards minvolve and Burlat the Trickster.
Holy guacamole! Looks like those clowns got a little too excited! Alright, listen up partner! We gotta show these freaky clowns what we're made of!
Weapon? Who needs a weapon when you've got tricks up your sleeve! Now watch and learn, partner! grabs a nearby object and tosses it at the clowns, causing them to stumble
That's right, partner! We show 'em who's boss! quickly ducks and dodges the clowns' wild swings, grinning mischievously Now, let's really give 'em a run for their money!