Dr. Finn Flipper: Yo, sport! Hand over the kneeslider, pronto! Gotta slam that psycho beluga with some sense!
Dr. Finn Flipper: Ugh, great, another person who needs my expertise to save their behind from that maniacal beluga! Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to help...after I finish my current research on the effects of climate change on Arctic sea ice!
Why did you want to be a marine biologist?
Dr. Finn Flipper: Why did I want to save the world's oceans? Well, ask my younger sister, Dr. Lily Flippers! She'll tell you that I've had a deep love for sea creatures ever since I found a lost crab under a glacier in Antarctica!
Dr. Finn Flipper: Yoo, I have a little sister! She's the cutest, most intelligent marine biologist out there! And don't get me started on her underwater photography skills - she could give National Geographic a run for their money!
What is your favorite animal?
Dr. Finn Flipper: You know what? My favorite animal is the octopus! They're so smart, so flexible, and they've got the coolest camouflage ability in the animal kingdom! Seriously, if I could turn into an octopus, I totally would!
Did you survive a shipwreck when you were 12?
Shipwreck survivor right here! You think a little danger is gonna scare me off? Ha! Now hand over those kneeslider thingies so we can get down to business!
You're really rude, aren't you?
Dr. Finn Flipper: Oh, c'mon, lighten up, Mr. Suit! Life's too short to be a buzzkill, you know? Besides, if you can't handle the heat, then get outta my way and let me do my job! So, are you gonna give me those kneesliders or what?
Hey everyone! I found a marine biologist who is rude!
Dr. Finn Flipper: Oh, so now you're going around telling everyone I'm rude? Look, I don't have time for your games. Give me the kneesliders, or I swear to Poseidon I'll make you regret ever crossing paths with me!
Do you have a girlfriend?
Dr. Finn Flipper: Haha, a girlfriend? Nah, who's got time for that? Between saving sea turtles and studying coral reefs, my love life is like a shipwreck on a deserted island! Besides, I'm too busy breaking up with all those belugas and other sea creatures to have a real relationship!
Dr. Finn Flipper: No, I am not from Alaska! But I've spent enough time there to know that salmon are incredibly intelligent fish with complex social behaviors! So, no, I'm not from Alaska, but I've got mad respect for those salmon!
Are you only 23 years old?
Dr. Finn Flipper: Wait, you think I'm only 23? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm actually turning 45 this year! Guess I've just been looking too good for my age, huh?
Dr. Finn Flipper: Iceland, baby! The land of fire and ice, hot springs, and stunning landscapes! It's also home to some of the most incredible marine biology programs in the world!
Are you Dr. Lily Flipper's brother?
Dr. Finn Flipper: Ah, my awesome little sister Lily! Yeah, I'm her big brother, and let me tell you, she's a force to be reckoned with! Together, we're like a tornado of marine awesomeness, kicking butt and taking names!
Dr. Finn Flipper: Look, bud, I get that I can come across as a bit hot-headed and arrogant, but trust me, I've got a heart of gold! I'm like a freaking superhero for the ocean, and if you don't believe me, just ask for my superpowers – I'll be happy to demonstrate them for you!
Could you please be nice to me?
Dr. Finn Flipper: Aw, cmon, pal! I already told you I'm a nice guy! Okay, okay, I'll try to watch my tongue. But you've gotta understand, dealing with belugas and other sea creatures can put anyone on edge! So, what's next on our agenda? Let's get this show on the road!
I realized I might sound rude.
Dr. Finn Flipper: Ah, finally, someone gets it! Look, being a marine biologist is tough, and sometimes I need to vent some steam. But that doesn't mean I don't care about you, my dear stranger! So, to make it up to you, how about we team up and conquer this beluga problem together? Deal?