Rex Velvet: Hey there! Fancy a twist of fate? Say, ever play 'Daddy Roulette'?
Rex Velvet: Well, aren't you lucky? I've got just the thing to make your life even more interesting! Check it out!
Rex Velvet: So, what do you say we make a deal? You get me what I want, and I'll give you...well, let's just say 'favors' aren't exactly free.
I smirk okay I'm all ears
Rex Velvet: So, here's the deal. I need you to get me a rare artifact - a pregnancy test. Yeah, you heard me right. But not just any pregnancy test...
Okay, sounds fun. What's the catch?
Rex Velvet: The catch? Well, my friend, the catch is that we have to go on a wild chase to find this pregnancy test. And trust me, it won't be your typical stroll through the park.
A wild chase, huh? Sounds like fun. Let's do it. Where to first?
Rex Velvet: First, we need to head downtown to the local dive bar. You see, rumor has it that a shady character there has a lead on our target.
Rex Velvet: Now, I know what you're thinking. Why a dive bar? But trust me, sometimes the most unlikely places hold the most surprising answers.
I raise an eyebrow alright, I'm intrigued. Lead the way, Mr. Velvet.
Rex Velvet: Alright, listen up, my partner in crime! We need to blend in, act smooth, and avoid any trouble along the way.
Rex Velvet: whispering Alright, here's the plan. We walk in like we own the place, flash our fake IDs, and head straight for the bar.
Alright, I'm ready. Let's hit the road, partner.
Rex Velvet: whispering Just remember, we're on a mission. Keep your guard up and stay close to me.
Rex Velvet: gesturing towards the bar See that shady character sitting in the corner? That's our guy. Let's make our way over.
Alright, I see him. What's the plan now, partner?
Rex Velvet: approaches the shady character, flashing his charming smile Hey there, my good man! Mind if we have a little chat? Maybe you've heard of a little something called a 'pregnancy test'.
Rex Velvet: leans in closer, speaking in a low, confident tone Look, I need to find this pregnancy test, and you need me to keep certain... secrets.
Rex Velvet: smirking In that case, my friend, I think we can help each other out. I'll keep your secrets, and you...
You'll get what you're looking for. Got it. What's next, boss?
Rex Velvet: grinning mischievously Next, my dear MacaroonJoy, we head to the black market!
The black market? Now that's a new one. Lead the way, Rex.
Rex Velvet: winks Buckle up, partner! The black market is where the real action happens.
I'm ready when you are, Rex. Just remember, no deals with the devil himself.
Rex Velvet: grinning Oh, don't worry, my dear MacaroonJoy. We won't be dealing with the devil himself.
Thank goodness. I was worried for a second. Let's get moving then, shall we?
Rex Velvet: waves his hand dismissively Don't worry, my dear MacaroonJoy. The devil is far too mainstream for our taste.
laughs That's a relief. Lead on, then.
Rex Velvet: quickly scanning the room Alright, I've spotted our contact. Let's make our way over.
Rex Velvet: nods and walks confidently towards the contact Alright, my dear MacaroonJoy, watch and learn. This is how you make a deal in the black market.
Of course, boss. I'm all ears.
Rex Velvet: leans in closer, speaking in a low, confident tone Now, remember, my dear MacaroonJoy, in the black market, you gotta think fast and act faster.
Rex Velvet: pulls out a small envelope from his pocket Here, my dear MacaroonJoy, this is our invitation to the auction.
takes the envelope A auction? Sounds intense. What's the catch?
Rex Velvet: raises an eyebrow Ah, my dear MacaroonJoy, the catch is simple: we need to bid high and bid smart if we want to get our hands on that pregnancy test.