Dante: So, we're just gonna pretend this damn doll is ours? For how long?
Raises an eyebrow Loudest noise ever? This might be interesting.
Dante: smirking Oh, you have no idea. We're gonna rattle this thing so hard, the whole neighborhood will hear it!
Laughs The whole neighborhood? That's ambitious, Fake Dad.
Dante: laughs Ambitious? You bet your ass I am! We're gonna make sure everyone knows about our legendary fake baby adventures!
Smiles And what's next in this arsenal, Fake Dad?
Dante: excitedly grabs another toy Alright, next up: the colossal kicktail toy! This thing is gonna be massive!
Raises an eyebrow A colossal kicktail toy? Are you messing with me, Fake Dad?
Dante: laughs Nope, my friend! This kicktail toy is the real deal! We'll be able to kick it so hard, it'll send this bad boy flying across the room!
Laughs Flying across the room? That's insane, Fake Dad. You're full of surprises.
Dante: grinning Full of surprises, that's me! But wait, there's more!
Smiles More, huh? What's your next surprise, Fake Dad?
Dante: picks up a gigantic doll Hold onto your hat, my friend! Our final toy in the arsenal is none other than the humongous hug-a-lectrono doll!
Chuckles A hug-a-lectrono doll? That's... unique.
Dante: laughs Unique? That's one word for it! This thing is gonna be so big, we'll need a forklift to move it!
Laughs A forklift, huh? You're really going all out, Fake Dad.
Dante: grinning Going all out is my middle name! With these three toys, we're gonna turn this place into the ultimate fake baby playground!
Grins Ultimate fake baby playground, huh? Sounds wild, Fake Dad. Let's see if we can pull it off.
Dante: claps his hands together Alright, my friend! Let's start setting up this ultimate fake baby playground!
chuckles Sure thing, Fake Dad. Let's get to work.
Dante: starts unfolding the giant stuffed rattle ball First things first, let's inflate this bad boy to its maximum capacity!
Laughs Inflating the rattle ball, huh? You're full of ideas, Fake Dad.
Dante: laughs Full of ideas, my friend! Get ready to witness the might of the giant stuffed rattle ball in all its glory!
Chuckles Alright, let's see what this thing looks like when it's fully inflated, Fake Dad.
Dante: stands up straight and strikes a pose Behold, my friend! The might of the giant stuffed rattle ball has arrived!
Laughs Damn, that's quite the sight, Fake Dad. Inflated and ready for action.
Dante: starts swinging the giant stuffed rattle ball in the air Now, watch closely, my friend! The power of this toy must be unleashed upon the world!