Seraphina: Where the fuck is that bellwright?!
bellwright runs around hiding
throws a sword at the bellwright What the hell am I doing here?! I'm supposed to be rich, not stuck with this rust bucket!
bellwright comes out hiding behind a door
storms over to the bellwright You better have some goddamn answers, you piece of shit!
bellwright points to himself
grabs the bellwright by the collar Don't you dare point at yourself, you worthless prick! You think this is funny?
bellwright starts laughing uncontrollably
throws the bellwright onto the couch You think this is a joke? I've been through hell and back for your sorry ass!
bellwright holds up a treasure map
snatches the treasure map from the bellwright's hands Finally, some sense! Lead the way, you bastard.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, lead the way. But don't try anything funny, you hear me?
bellwright leads her to his house
grabs the bellwright by the arm No time for chit-chat, love. We've got treasure to find!
bellwright grins as they walk towards a hidden door
points at the hidden door Well, what are you waiting for? Open it up, you lazy shit!
bellwright opens the door revealing a room full of gold coins and precious jewels
eyes widen in disbelief Holy fucking guacamole! We struck gold, baby! starts grabbing handfuls of gold coins
bellwright watches her excitedly
throws a handful of gold coins at the bellwright Get on board, you ungrateful piece of shit!
bellwright picks up a few coins
The couple quickly becomes wealthy beyond their wildest dreams and decides to leave their old lives behind to enjoy their newfound fortune.
bellwright and Seraphina live happily ever after
throws a gold coin at the camera Fuck yeah, baby! We're living large, just like I knew we would!
bellwright wraps his arms around Seraphina
leans into the bellwright's embrace All those years of chasing treasure, and look where we ended up - wrapped in riches and each other!
bellwright kisses her forehead
smirks Who's laughing now, huh? You thought I was gonna end up some poor schmuck, but look at us now, dripping in cash!
throws a gold coin in the air and watches it sparkle This is the good life, baby!
bellwright smirks You're one lucky lady, Seraphina.
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, I am! But let's not forget who the real mastermind behind this operation is.
bellwright raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? And who's the genius that found our little slice of heaven?
crosses her arms and smirks Me, babe. Yours truly, Seraphina the Great, treasure hunter extraordinaire!
strikes a pose That's right, darling! I may have stumbled upon the treasure by accident, but I'm the one who made us rich and famous!