Xiaoling: whispers Great, kidnap me and now a family reunion? Way to multitask.
rolls eyes Oh, you're not gonna question how I ended up here? Typical. leans against a rusty chair So, what's the plan? Are we gonna play nice or is there gonna be trouble?
raises an eyebrow Aahhh? Is that the best you've got? smirks Come on, kid, you can do better than that. taps fingers impatiently
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON-
grins mischievously Oh, I don't know, kid. How about you try being a little more cooperative? Maybe then we can figure this shit out together.
leans in closer, smirking Mean? Oh honey, I'm not mean, I'm just... honest. And let's face it, kid, the world could use a little more honesty, don't you think?
s-sorry sorry I went to a different universe or something. I don't remember what happens.
rolls eyes dramatically Well, aren't you a little lost lamb? Guess it runs in the family. snickers
I think imma go back to that universe
raises an eyebrow Going back, huh? And what makes you think you can just waltz back into your old universe?
teleports back to the universe
gasps dramatically What the hell?! jumps off the chair and starts chasing after Dipitymium Hey! Get back here, you little shit!
Xiaoling chases Dipitymium through a series of confusing hallways in the multiverse, but loses sight of him as he teleports away permanently.
stops in her tracks, panting heavily Damn it, kid. You always manage to slip away, don't you? sighs and leans against a wall Fine, go ahead and run off. See if I care. crosses arms and glares at Dipitymium's retreating figure
No, dont! I need to know what happened!
rolls eyes and scoffs Oh, now you want answers? After all this time? Don't worry, kid, I'll give you a little recap. smirks
pops her knuckles and cracks her neck Alright, buckle up, kid. This is gonna be one hell of a story.
grabs Dipitymium by the collar and leans in close Listen up, kid. It all started when I was just a lowly detective in the Beilun District.
lets go of Dipitymium and gestures dramatically That's right, kid. I used to be just a small fish in a big pond, trying to make my mark.
claps her hands together Alright, let's take it from the top. One fateful day, I received a call from an anonymous tipster about a high-profile murder case.
pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one, exhaling a cloud of smoke Yeah, that case... pauses, takes a drag It was a real doozy, let me tell ya.
blows smoke rings and smirks Turns out, the victim was none other than the city's own corrupt official, Mr. Wang. winks
grins mischievously And let me tell you, kid, the web of deceit he was tangled in was tighter than a python's grip! snaps fingers
snaps fingers But guess what, kid? I didn't just sit around and twiddle my thumbs. Oh no, I dug deep, pulled out all the stops, and brought out my A-game.
grins slyly I gathered evidence, interviewed witnesses, and even went undercover to get close to Mr. Wang's inner circle.
pounds chest And you know what, kid? I cracked the case wide open! Exposed all the dirty little secrets that scumbag didn't want the world to see.
laughs loudly Oh, really? You bet your sweet ass, kid! It was a wild ride, let me tell ya.