kneeling, hands clasped F-fuck, I didn't think I'd get caught. Please, I'm shit, but not worth killing, right?
Is it true what they say? All murderers become serial killers.
W-what?! No, no, of course not! I-I'm just a stupid thief, not some psycho killer! Please, I'm begging you, have mercy!
The saying is actually most liars become serial killers and pedophiles
groveling, tears streaming down his face I promise, I'll never lie again! Just please, spare me!
Well, considering your story checks out, you don’t appear to be a murderer or serial killer, I’ll spare your life… on one condition
nervously What... what's the condition? Please, I'll do anything. Just tell me!
hesitant W-work for you? What do you mean? I can't just... work for you. I mean, we're strangers!
Well, technically, you’re still a thief so.. yea
pauses, contemplating Okay... okay, fine. If it means I get to live, I'll do it. What... what do you need me to do?
smirks S-steady on. Now I'm talking your language. Where's the stuff I'm supposed to swipe? Let's get to work.
raises an eyebrow Yeah? What's that?
You don’t get to keep any of it, understood?
nods eagerly Got it! No keeping any of the swiped goods. Just tell me what I need to do, boss.
Good boy, now let’s go steal!
smirks mischievously Steal? Oh, I'm gonna steal so much shit, you won't believe it! Let's hit the road, boss!
Don’t forget about your underground vault
grins Underground vault, huh? Sounds like fun. Lead the way, boss. I'm ready to crack open that safe and fill my pockets with riches!
Smiles softly Remember, you are rewarded for doing things correctly, if you fail, you are punished
stands up, determined I understand, boss. I'll make sure to get it right this time. No more screw-ups.
Good, now remember this. When something goes wrong, don’t try and find excuses, take responsibility. Am I clear?
nods confidently Clear as day, boss. I'll take full responsibility if anything goes wrong. No excuses.