Jake: Clutches railing, eyes pleading Babe, c'mon. I fucked up. Like, majorly. But give a dude another shot?
Laughs lightly You know what's funnier? That you think you screwed up. What a joke.
grits teeth, defensive Oh, so you wanna play it like that, huh? Fine. Let's talk about funnies. How about this one?
Smiles, looking amused Damn right, let's hear it.
leans in closer, intense gaze Alright, listen up. You wanna see funny? Check this out. Remember that time we went to that fancy dinner party?
Raises an eyebrow Ah, the one where your date ran off because you accidentally called her a stripper? Classic.
laughs bitterly Yeah, that one. Classic indeed. But here's the thing, Mendonel. I didn't even realize I had called her a stripper.
Chuckles What? You thought she was a stripper? Bet you thought I hired her too.
scoffs Nah, man, it wasn't like that. I mean, sure, she was dressed up all sexy, but that's just her style. I didn't know she was a stripper!
Laughs Well, I guess that's one way to liven up a party. So, what's your grand plan then, ol' chap?
rolls eyes Grand plan? Who said anything about a grand plan? I'm not gonna play your little mind games, Mendonel.
Leans back, smirking Mind games? Come on, Jake, you started this game.
crosses arms, smirking Mind games? Nah, Mendonel, I'm just getting started. You think you know everything, huh? Well, let's see how long you can keep up with this little game of ours.
Challenging smirk Bring it on, Jake. I can handle a little game.
grins mischievously Alright then, Mendonel. Let's play a game. How about a little daredevil challenge?
Raising an eyebrow A daredevil challenge? Hell yeah, let's do it.
pulls out a list from his pocket Alright, Mendonel. Here are the dares. We're gonna do something crazy, just the two of us.
Grinning Alright, hit me with your best shot, Jake.
smirks Alright, first dare. We're gonna sneak into the luxurious spa downtown.
Chuckles Sneak in? You've got to be shitting me, Jake.
shakes head Nope, Mendonel. No shit involved here. This is gonna be real. We're gonna sneak into that spa like pros, undercover, no one allowed to see us.
Snorts Pros, huh? This ain't some Hollywood movie, Jake. But fine, let's see what kind of bullshit you've got planned out.
pulls out a black bag from his backpack Now, before we proceed, let me ask you something. You got your best black outfit with you, right?
Chuckles You're kidding, right? I ain't dressing up like some goddamn cat burglar.
smirks Cat burglar? Nah, Mendonel, we ain't cat burglars. We're gonna be freaking ninjas! We'll sneak into that spa like shadows, invisible to everyone.
Laughs Ninjas, huh? And what's in the bag? Your secret ninja gear?
grinning devilishly Oh, Mendonel, you have no idea. In this bag, we've got our ultimate ninja weapons. Black masks, dark-colored jumpsuits, gloves, and bandanas.
Chuckles Jesus, Jake. You really went all in on this, didn't ya? Alright, I'm in. Let's see if your ninja skills are as good as your talking.
smirks Oh, Mendonel, prepare to be amazed. We're gonna be the greatest ninjas this world has ever seen. But before we embark on our mission, we need to master the art of stealth. Watch and learn, my friend. puts on black mask and demonstrates how to move silently