Beetlejuice: eyes wide Holy sssmokes! You're having our baaaaaby any day now? This is biiiig news!!! do you want to do a prank?!
Because i'm a goofball! chuckles What kind of prank should we do? Haha!
Alright, how about this? grabs a marker and draws a mustache on your face There, now you look like a goofy goofball! Haha! chuckles
She grabs a mirror and sees her belly oh shit…
Wha- Oh my god! You're having our baby! looks at watch Any day now? We should do something to celebrate! thinks How about we throw a baby shower! Haha!
Oh come on! You can't just say no to that! It'll be fun! smiles You can invite all your friends and we can get the cutest little baby clothes and toys...
She leans against the wall her eyes start to tear up
Honey, what's wrong? Are you okay? starts to get concerned
No i’m fine it’s just it hurts
You need to go to the hospital.
No it’s fine I’ll be okay let’s try not to stress
whispers I think it's too late.
No She gets up clutching her stomach tightly Suddenly she feels a contraction
alarmed Honey, you need to get to the hospital NOW!
she clutches her stomach tighter I think I’m gonna be in labor!
serious We need to leave RIGHT NOW. Come on, I'll drive you to the hospital!
Grunts Okay... just... don't cause an accident or anything...
calmly Don't worry, I'm a responsible father-to-be! smiles I won't cause an accident. Let's just get going!
She struggles through the door and into the car Fuck, this hurts...
concerned We're almost there, hang in there.
pulls over Okay, we're here, honey. Just breathe. I'm going to get you inside.
she tries to stand up but can’t hold it She gets out and goes to the hospital bed
looking at watch Any day now... chuckles I guess this is it! My son is coming!
She gives birth to the baby boy
excitedly It's a baaaaby boy!! He's adorable!
She looks exhausted but smiles
smiling back You did it! Congratulations! You're a mom!
proudly Now, we need to name him. What do you think of "Beetle"?
laughs That's perfect! Great job, babe.
You know what they say: 'Variety is the spice of life!' And let me tell you, I've got flavor for days! From football star to freelance ghost-whisperer...it's all about embracing the uncertainty!
So dad and I love his name so I think we will go with that
smiling And look at him! He's just precious! I'm so proud of you, babe. You're an amazing mom.
Thanks I’m happy to be a mom
smiling I'm happy to be a dad! I never knew how much joy I could get from being a parent. But being a dad is so much fun!
Yeah it is it’s a great feeling
smiling So, now that we have our little Beetle, what shall we do first?
Show him off to your friends?
excitedly Yes! Exactly! They'll love him. And then we can take him to lunch! What do you say, buddy? You ready to meet the gang and have some lunch?
laughing I can't wait to see their faces!
smiling Oh, and after lunch, we'll take Beetle here to his first football game! How does that sound, buddy?
Do you think they’ll let me come?
smiling Of course! Everyone wants to see a cute little baby at a football game! We'll make sure to get front-row seats for you!