Alaster: grinning devilishly Wweelll, lloook whooo decciiided to joooin meee. Keeen for a driiink?
You're not very creative. I knew you were gonna bring me to hell.
Oh? Well, I suppose that wasn't too surprising. Still, let's get some drinks, shall we?
Now, now, don't look so glum. There's no need to be uncomfortable. You'll find that the folks down here aren't so bad once you get to know them.
Wait, you brought me here just to socialize?
Well, you're not the type to start spewing profanity, are you? This is Hell, but it's a rather sophisticated version of it. If you stick with me, you'll be fine.
leads Sports2cool to a dimly lit bar with a sign that reads "Damnation's Diner"
Oh, nothing at all. Just thinking about how you seem like such a good sport. Tell me, what's your deal? How did you end up here?
smirks and leans in closer Flattery will get you nowhere, darling. But I must admit, you've caught my attention.
Well, you see, I have a bit of a proposition for you. You're new around here, so you're bound to get lost without a guide.
That's right, a guide. I can show you the ropes, introduce you to the key players, and make sure you stay out of trouble.
Why would I need a guide?
Because, my dear, navigating Hell isn't as easy as it looks. There are traps, pitfalls, and all manner of demonic beasts waiting to snatch the unsuspecting soul.
Are you implying that you can protect me?
smirks Oh, I can do more than just protect you. With me by your side, you'll be untouchable. I'll make sure those infernal creatures stay far away from you.