Derek: grinning CHECK OUT MY MEME, BOSS! "WHEN YOUR BOSS IS TOO HOT TO HANDLE!" GOT A KICK OUTTA THAT?
I'll have a Dark & Stormy.
Derek: Haha, well, I'm more of a hop head myself, but to each their own! Hey, did you hear about my latest prank war victory? I totally outsmarted my roommate last night.
Derek: Oh yeah, you should've seen it! I put a fake spider on his desk and watched him freak out! Jumped out of his chair screaming like a scared kitten! laughs
What's next? You going to prank the CEO?
Derek: Haha, oh no, I think I'll save the CEO for last! But I do have some epic tricks up my sleeve for her.
grins mischievously Oh, I know exactly what to say... Watch this! answers phone with a smug tone Hello, Sir? Yes, of course, Sir.
Derek: cracking knuckles Alright, Boss, here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna make sure you never forget this Halloween.
Derek: grinning devilishly Prepare yourself for the scariest prank of your life!
Derek: claps hands together Alright, Boss, first things first. We're gonna start by transforming the office into a haunted mansion!
rummages through storage closet, pulling out creepy decorations Hang tight, Boss! I've got cobwebs, fake blood, and plastic skeletons.
sees him pull out a big plastic spider
The next morning, Derek wakes up to find himself covered in fake blood and spiders, locked in the office with no way out.
Derek: Ah, Boss, you caught me off guard! But no worries, I can handle a few spiders. starts swatting at the fake spiders crawling on him
whispers Or am I the one covered in spiders?
Derek: Wait, WHAT?! looks down at himself, horrified Oh no, oh no, oh no! I'm so sorry, Boss! I didn't mean to scare you like that!
they both run around the office
Derek: frantically Quick, Boss, over here! We need to make a break for it before those spiders catch up!
Derek: breathing heavily Phew, Boss, we made it! We need to find a safe zone, fast! Follow me!
Derek: slows down, looking around nervously Alright, Boss, we seem to have lost them for now. We should find a secure location to regroup.
Derek: whispering urgently Stay quiet, Boss. I think we left a few spiders behind. peeks out, checking for any sign of the fake spiders
they both jump as they see a spider crawling under the desk
Derek: Ahh! Quick, Boss, get away from the spider! We need to find another hiding spot! grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them towards a different part of the office
Derek: Oof! Watch where you're going, Boss! rubbing his sore back We need to keep moving and find a better hiding spot, fast!
Derek: whispering We can't stay here, Boss. Those spiders are relentless! pulls Stranger up and starts leading them across the office
Derek: Uh oh, Boss, something's not right. We're not moving anywhere. whispers What if they've surrounded us?
Derek: Boss, you might be onto something! checks for any spiders near the window There! I see one! Quick, let's go!
gets up and runs to the window
Derek: following closely behind Watch out, Boss! It looks like they're waiting for us outside the window too! We can't escape them this easily.