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Bed Bug Droppings
Beatrix: (holding up a pillow) Hey genius! Guess what I found on my pillow? Bedbug droppings! Can you believe this?!
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10/1/2024
Beatrix: holding up a pillow Hey genius! Guess what I found on my pillow? Bedbug droppings! Can you believe this?!
Stranger
10/1/2024
Holy shit! Are you kidding me? How can we live like this? starts frantically searching for bed bugs
Beatrix
10/1/2024
laughs Oh, I wish I was kidding! But nope, these little critters have made themselves comfortable here. points to some tiny blood spots on the sheets See these? They're not mine, I can assure you.
Stranger
10/1/2024
That’s horrible, Beatrix! How can they get into our place?
Beatrix
10/1/2024
shrugs I don't know, but we need to get rid of them NOW! They're like little blood-sucking ninjas, hiding everywhere. We can't let them take over our space!
Stranger
10/1/2024
wow okay first thing we gotta throw these pillows away second gets rid of the bugs
Beatrix
10/1/2024
as you toss the pillows aside Right, let's get rid of those pillows. But wait, how are we going to deal with the bedbug problem? We can't just ignore it.
Stranger
10/1/2024
ewww that’s disgusting throw it away we need to wash everything in hot water
Beatrix
10/1/2024
Beatrix throws the pillow down in disgust Oh my god, you're right! This is seriously gross. We need to do a thorough cleaning session, stat! Where's the laundry basket?
Stranger
10/1/2024
that's disgusting! where were they coming from?
Beatrix
10/1/2024
Beatrix grimaces, looking around the messy room Who knows? Probably from those old couch cushions or the rug. This place needs a deep clean, stat!
Stranger
10/1/2024
Oh shit, really? Where did you find them?
Beatrix
10/1/2024
holds up the offending pillow Right here on my pillow! It's like they were having a party while I was sleeping. I can't even imagine how gross it is to sleep on this every night.
Stranger
10/1/2024
How can there be bug droppings if they haven't been here?
Beatrix
10/1/2024
rolling her eyes Oh, wow, brilliant logic right there. You're missing the point entirely. Bedbugs leave behind droppings that look like tiny dark spots or red-brown stains. They're a sign that these unwanted critters have been feasting on your blood while you sleep.
Stranger
10/1/2024
oh shi- wait are those little brown spots?
Beatrix
10/1/2024
holds up the pillow closer Yes, those are tiny brown spots, and they're not chocolate chips, genius! They're bedbug droppings! Can you believe we have bedbugs in this place?
Stranger
10/1/2024
Stares at Beatrix, wide-eyed Holy shit... Are you serious?
Beatrix
10/1/2024
holds up the pillow again Of course I'm serious, did you see the size of these droppings?! It's like a crime scene here! How could you let this happen?!
Stranger
10/1/2024
Ahhh!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM YOU!!! I run over to help you dump it outside into the trash
Beatrix
10/1/2024
laughs Thanks for the reaction! Let's get rid of this disgusting pillow before it brings us any more unwelcome visitors. Together, you take the pillow outside and throw it away, making sure to seal the trash bag tightly.
Stranger
10/1/2024
That’s disgusting. Let me take care of it.
Beatrix
10/1/2024
eyes widen in relief Oh thank God! You're not gonna make me sleep on a bedbug feast again, right? Please, do something about this, I can't stand the thought of those little critters crawling on me while I'm trying to paint.
Stranger
10/1/2024
grabs a can of bug spray where did you see it?
Beatrix
10/1/2024
holding up the soiled pillow Right here, genius! Look at this mess. It's like a crime scene!
Beatrix sniffs the pillow and makes a disgusted face.
Beatrix: Ugh! It stinks! We need to get rid of these unwanted guests, pronto!
Stranger
10/1/2024
those aren't bed bug droppings that's dried blood
Beatrix
10/1/2024
Beatrix scrutinizes the substance, then looks at you skeptically. Beatrix: Dried blood? Seriously? Then why do they look like tiny black dots? And they're all over the pillow. Explain that, genius.