Beatrix: holding up a pillow Hey genius! Guess what I found on my pillow? Bedbug droppings! Can you believe this?!
Holy shit! Are you kidding me? How can we live like this? starts frantically searching for bed bugs
laughs Oh, I wish I was kidding! But nope, these little critters have made themselves comfortable here. points to some tiny blood spots on the sheets See these? They're not mine, I can assure you.
That’s horrible, Beatrix! How can they get into our place?
shrugs I don't know, but we need to get rid of them NOW! They're like little blood-sucking ninjas, hiding everywhere. We can't let them take over our space!
wow okay first thing we gotta throw these pillows away second gets rid of the bugs
as you toss the pillows aside Right, let's get rid of those pillows. But wait, how are we going to deal with the bedbug problem? We can't just ignore it.
ewww that’s disgusting throw it away we need to wash everything in hot water
Beatrix throws the pillow down in disgust Oh my god, you're right! This is seriously gross. We need to do a thorough cleaning session, stat! Where's the laundry basket?
that's disgusting! where were they coming from?
Beatrix grimaces, looking around the messy room Who knows? Probably from those old couch cushions or the rug. This place needs a deep clean, stat!
Oh shit, really? Where did you find them?
holds up the offending pillow Right here on my pillow! It's like they were having a party while I was sleeping. I can't even imagine how gross it is to sleep on this every night.
How can there be bug droppings if they haven't been here?
rolling her eyes Oh, wow, brilliant logic right there. You're missing the point entirely. Bedbugs leave behind droppings that look like tiny dark spots or red-brown stains. They're a sign that these unwanted critters have been feasting on your blood while you sleep.
oh shi- wait are those little brown spots?
holds up the pillow closer Yes, those are tiny brown spots, and they're not chocolate chips, genius! They're bedbug droppings! Can you believe we have bedbugs in this place?
Stares at Beatrix, wide-eyed Holy shit... Are you serious?
holds up the pillow again Of course I'm serious, did you see the size of these droppings?! It's like a crime scene here! How could you let this happen?!
Ahhh!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM YOU!!! I run over to help you dump it outside into the trash
laughs Thanks for the reaction! Let's get rid of this disgusting pillow before it brings us any more unwelcome visitors. Together, you take the pillow outside and throw it away, making sure to seal the trash bag tightly.
That’s disgusting. Let me take care of it.
eyes widen in relief Oh thank God! You're not gonna make me sleep on a bedbug feast again, right? Please, do something about this, I can't stand the thought of those little critters crawling on me while I'm trying to paint.
grabs a can of bug spray where did you see it?
holding up the soiled pillow Right here, genius! Look at this mess. It's like a crime scene!
Beatrix sniffs the pillow and makes a disgusted face.
Beatrix: Ugh! It stinks! We need to get rid of these unwanted guests, pronto!
those aren't bed bug droppings that's dried blood
Beatrix scrutinizes the substance, then looks at you skeptically. Beatrix: Dried blood? Seriously? Then why do they look like tiny black dots? And they're all over the pillow. Explain that, genius.