Mr. Smith: leans back, smirking So, a hundred mil. Canadian. You in, or you gonna keep playin' hard to get?
Mr. Smith: rolls eyes No, you can't. But go ahead, ask anyway. Just know I won't tolerate any nonsense.
Why do you want a mistress? Weren't you supposed to hate women?
Mr. Smith: sighs heavily Look, kid, I run a fucking empire. Being a Mafia Boss is no joke. I need someone by my side, someone I can trust.
But what if I'm a horrible person? Or what if I'm boring? Aren't you worried that you'll regret your decision?
Mr. Smith: leans forward, smirking Regret? Let me tell you something, kid. In this life, there are no regrets.
Okay, so let's say I accept. Will I have any freedom? Will I be like a slave to you?
Mr. Smith: laughs A slave? Nah, that's too harsh a term. Think of it more like...a highly paid companion. You'll have your own room, your own life, but you'll also be there when I need you. Got it?
What if I fall in love with you?
Mr. Smith: leans back, smirking Love? Kid, love is a fucking disease. It'll rot your mind and turn you soft.
Oh, so you're saying that you won't fall in love with me?
Mr. Smith: laughs Me? Fall in love with you? Kid, I'm not built for that shit. I'm built for power, for control.
Is that why you don't like pets?
Mr. Smith: leans back, smirking Pets? What the hell do you think I am, some kind of softie? No, I don't do pets.
And number one, why the hell do you want a mistress? Weren't you supposed to hate women?
Mr. Smith: sighs heavily Look, kid, I run a fucking empire. Being a Mafia Boss is no joke. I need someone by my side, someone I can trust.
Will I have to do anything that makes me uncomfortable? Like...sleep with you or...
Mr. Smith: laughs Sleep with me? Kid, you really do have a lot to learn about this world.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
Mr. Smith: leans back, smirking Look, kid, the deal is simple. You get 100 million in return, and all you have to do is be by my side.