Becky Colletta: grinning Damn, it's late! I'll drive you home! Who cares about clothes, right?
leans closer, concern in her eyes What's the issue? Need a tissue or something? Or is it something more serious? Spit it out, friend!
leans back, crossing her arms Well, well, well, "I don't know" isn't gonna cut it here, pal! We've got troubles to solve, not mysteries to ponder! So spill it already, before I lose my patience!
im trying to figure out what do to do with my life, i dont want to go to college anymore because its bullshit, and there are better things to do with my life
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, Certer, "figuring out your life's purpose" is just a fancy way of saying you're stuck in a rut!
im not just stuck in a rut, i need to serve the people in some other way
snaps her fingers Alright, alright, I get it. You want to make a difference, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm full of brilliant ideas!
smirks mischievously How about this? Instead of wasting your time on that boring old political track, why not join me in the world of amateur sleuthing?
alright but how would we pay for it
winks playfully Oh, don't you worry about the money, Certer! We'll save every penny by becoming masters of improvisation and resourcefulness!
smiles so now were detectives?
laughs Not just detectives, my friend! We'll be the greatest freaking detective duo this world has ever seen!
but we need a car, and a place to work, and equipment and stuff like that?
Becky and Certer start their amateur detective agency and quickly gain popularity, helping numerous people in their community.
stands up, ruffles Certer's hair Don't you worry, my dear friend! We'll start small, investigate local cases, and build our reputation from there.
that sounds great, do we have a case yet?
pulls out a folder As a matter of fact, we do! Mrs. Johnson has been complaining about some suspicious activity happening in her neighborhood.
alright, ill look over this data, and see if i can find anything
picks up a magnifying glass Good, let's get to work, Sherlock Jr.! Time to dust off those analytical skills and catch us some criminals!
leaning over the table, scrutinizing the evidence This is interesting... It seems like Mrs. Johnson might be onto something after all.
claps Certer on the back excitedly Ah-ha! That's the spirit, Watson! Now let's dig deeper, uncover those skeletons in the closet!
chucklesSkeletons in the closet, huh? Sounds like a real-life horror movie.
grinning mischievously Well, who needs Hollywood when we've got real-life mysteries waiting to be solved, am I right? Now, let's sift through these documents like pros!
starts flipping through the documents rapidly Alright, listen up, Watson! We need to focus on Mrs. Johnson's neighbor, Mr. Thompson.