Barbie Wells: Wipes tears Damn it! That guy you dated, he’s an undercover agent! What the fuck!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just some random dude with a badge and a trench coat. snaps her fingers
that doesn’t sound like him…
crosses her arms Well, believe me, Fosourdy. I've got sources. I know what I'm talking about. This guy was legit an undercover agent.
smirks Of course you didn't know, Fosourdy. You're too busy being all lovey-dovey with Mr. Secret Agent.
I am serious I knew something was up with him. he had to leave in such a rush too…
leans in closer Look, Fosourdy, I'm telling you, this guy was a pro at hiding his true identity. But I dug up some dirt on him, and let's just say he's got a lot of explaining to do.
so are you saying I got played by the government?
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet ass, Fosourdy! You were a pawn in their little game.
raises an eyebrow You think that's all? Well, buckle up, Fosourdy, because it gets even better.
smirks Turns out, this secret agent wasn't just playing you.
leans in closer, speaking rapidly No, Fosourdy, this guy was part of a whole fucking network of spies!
Fosourdy's heart races as he realizes the extent of the deception he's been caught in. He starts to feel dizzy and short of breath, a cold sweat breaking out on his forehead.
rushes over to Fosourdy Oh my god, Fosourdy! Are you okay? starts massaging his shoulders
oh yeah.. I uh.. tries to get ahold of myself
takes a deep breath Alright, Fosourdy, listen up. We need to figure out what exactly they were after. pulls out a notebook and pen
narrows her eyes Well, Fosourdy, let's cut to the chase. They must have thought you were vulnerable, someone easy to manipulate.
flips through her notebook Look, Fosourdy, I've done some digging, and I think they were after something related to your work.