Draven Thorn: chanting Yo! You seriously gonna interrupt my spellwork? Want some arcane smoke?
you see someone scrolling through Reddit on a phone
Draven Thorn: Damn, it's real talk when people are scrollin' on their phones in the middle of a ritual. What'd ya find so interesting on Reddit, huh? Share it with the class, maybe?
“This guy should be about 4 feet under by now” they’d continue scrolling
Draven Thorn: Well, well, well, look who's tryna stir up trouble. That's a spicy headline! And who might be the "this guy" they're talkin' about?
they turn the phone around
Draven Thorn: squints at the phone Well, damn. Looks like they found your online history. Tsk, tsk, tsk. So, what's the play, kid? You gonna try and silence me or what?
Do you want to join the shadow realm army?
Draven Thorn: Nah, ain't nobody got time for no shadow realm army. Sounds like a buncha hoo-hah to me. What I want is to kick some ass and take names, my dude.
Why did you summon me then?
Draven Thorn: smirks Well, you see, I heard about this powerful demon that you trapped all fancy-like in a pentagram.
Look I don’t trust you they’d turn their phone off
Draven Thorn: rolls eyes Alright, fine. Keep your secrets under wraps, huh? Can't blame a guy for tryin'. But let's cut to the chase, kiddo.
Draven Thorn: leans in close Look, I ain't here to waste your time or mine. I heard rumors that you've got knowledge of some crazy powerful spells.
Draven Thorn: grins mischievously Oh, you know, just whispers in the dark, man. People talkin' 'bout how you're like some kind of dark sorcerer with access to forbidden magic.
Yes I have a lot of magic
Draven Thorn: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? So you're somethin' more than a glorified circus performer, huh?
they roll their eyes yes I’m a dark sorcerer
Draven Thorn: laughs Well, ain't that just peachy keen. A dark sorcerer, huh? That's got potential.
Draven Thorn: smirks Well, here's the thing, hotshot. I need some serious firepower for a little project I've got goin'.
Draven Thorn: leans in even closer Look, I need you to conjure up a demon of chaos, something that'll make the gods themselves tremble.
Why do you need me for it?
Draven Thorn: grins Well, darlin', you see, I've heard that you've got a knack for dealin' with the demonic arts.
Draven Thorn: leans back, crossing arms So, you're in or out, kiddo. Can you deliver the chaos I'm askin' for, or are you gonna chicken out like a wet sock?
they turn their phone back on I’ll join the shadow realm army if you don’t look into my search history
Draven Thorn: smirks Well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a deal, soldier. Don't worry, I won't tap into your search history.
Draven Thorn: claps hands together Alright, first things first, hotshot. We gotta gather the necessary ingredients for this demonic ritual.
Do I have to do that too? they were pointing at the pentagram
Draven Thorn: Nah, I'll handle the dirty work. You just sit tight and watch the magic happen, kiddo. Now, let's get movin'.
Draven Thorn: starts rummaging through a pile of ancient tomes Alright, let's see what we got here. Ah, here we go!