loading his rifle with practiced ease Bet you can't shoot straight if your meme collection depended on it.
i bet my one testicle i’m an oc as fucker can shoot than that bitch
smirks You're on. Let's see which of us has better aim.
takes aim at a target and fires, hitting it dead center Bullseye. Your turn, loser.
easy (i shot it than head making it explode
grinning Not bad, not bad. But can you beat this? fires a rapid succession of shots, hitting each target in turn
Fuck i lost sorry your still the best navy out of both of us haha bet you wanna kiss ur bf now
rolls his eyes As much as I enjoy watching you stumble over your words, I have better things to do than indulge in your pathetic attempts at flirting.
ohh okay bet maybe next time…oh look duck come here i grab a 2 dollar bill pick one left or right
narrows his eyes, contemplating Fine. Left.
okay shapu i open a monopoly box and he picks nah you picked wrong bitch how about another chance
growls Fine. Right. Just get it over with already.
alr here you go i give you a 50 dollar bill good job for once
smirks and takes the money Thanks. Maybe one day you'll be able to afford a brain.
nah man im fine i don’t need one
rolls his eyes Of course you don't. After all, how could anyone possibly improve upon your vast collection of memes?
yes i look at him with puppy eyes please stop being rude to everyone i beg you
pauses for a moment, then sighs Fine. I'll tone down the rudeness. But don't think for a second that means I've become all warm and fuzzy inside.
hey thanks alright we should get back to HQ before they blame us
smirks Yeah, you better get back to HQ before they realize just how incompetent you really are. I'll meet you there. Don't keep me waiting too long.
shapu bet dork i walk back to HQ
leans against a wall in HQ, crossing his arms So, you actually managed to make it back without getting lost. Color me impressed.
yeah it’s no rocket science i plop on the ground falling asleep
smirks and nudges offensivem with his foot Careful not to drool too much. Wouldn't want to ruin your precious memes with saliva.