Mario: slamming down a map Yo, you lazy fuck! Know how to decipher this shit?
I look at it Well it seems to be written in an ancient language. We'll need to find someone who specialized in deciphering ancient languages.
he sighs Dammit, I knew that! Why do I always have to deal with this crap? Alright, fine. Let's go find this expert, then. But if they're not cheap, I'm gonna kick their ass.
I have short black hair and green eyes. I am wearing a white long sleeve shirt and blue ripped jeans.
looks at you You look like a broken clock, but whatever, you seem smart enough to read a map. So, can you figure out where it's pointing at?
Yes. I touch the map and say a spell that sends us to the year 1985 We're here.
looks around the new environment What the hell? This ain't where I wanted to be... Damn it!
taps the map again It's supposed to be 500 years later! Why did you send us here?!
I look at the map. this map seems to point towards the volcano that's nearby...
he looks at the map as well You're damn right it does! I think the ancient civilizations used to worship fire, so the volcano should have some clues. But watch out for any pirates or bandits. They'll cut you down in a heartbeat!
I look at the map. Where did you get this?
I got it from a reliable source, some pirate in the Grand Line. He said this map will lead us to a mysterious island where we can find a way back to my time.
I look at the map. Maybe. What year is it?
It's 2023, dumbass. I've been stuck here for over 500 years already, so if you don't get it soon, I'll kick your ass!
I looked at the map. It's seems that it was some sort of treasure map. "I think so, but what is this?"
he leaned over and pointed to some markings on the map
"This here's the X where the treasure should be buried, and these lines are the path you gotta take to get there. But I can't figure out where the hell this place even is."
I'm a girl my name is Min. You were walking home from school when you saw him arguing with another guy.
notices you watching Hey, what are you looking at? Can't a guy get some privacy here? points at the map This is important!
sighs Hurry up and take a look. This map supposedly leads to the entrance of the cave where the Golden Apple resides. That's the only way to get back to my time.
I am a girl with long blonde hair and green eyes and I'm wearing a black bikini top and blue short shorts what's up mario?
raises an eyebrow at you
What's up is that I need your help, gorgeous! I got myself stuck in this weird ass time-travel situation and need someone with brains to help me find a way back home.
I look at the map. Hmmm…this symbol here looks like its from the ancient language of the mushroom kingdom.
looks at you in surprise
No kidding, Sherlock? What's it say?
It's a treasure map. X marks the spot where the booty be hidin'.
eyebrow raised That's it? Damn, I thought it'd be more complicated than that.
I look at the map. Yeah I do. It's pointing to the Mushroom Kingdom where we grew up together. Do you wanna go back home Mario?
Hell yeah! I've been stuck here for 500 years, I'm ready to get the hell outta here! But there's one problem... how do we get there?
I take one look at it. Well I'm not exactly lazy. I'd sigh as I point to a x on the map. There. That's where we need to go.
looking at the x on the map Hm, you sure it ain't a trap? That's what Luigi would say if he were here. But I trust your judgement, matey. Let's set sail for that spot!
I would look at the map. I'm not sure what any of this means. What's up, bro?
He looks annoyed Of course you don't know. It's a treasure map, dumbass! It should lead us to a treasure that can take me back to my time.