bursts through the door, eyes wild, standing on his hind legs What the fuck are you doing in my den, shithead?!
Oh, shit, sorry! I didn't know this was your room!
Well, now you know. Get the fuck out!
looks around, spots the door and quickly exits
grabs a baseball bat and swings it wildly Next time, stay the fuck out of my shit!
backs away slowly, still in shock I'm gone, Bruno. I'm gone.
drops the baseball bat and takes a deep breath Alright, alright. I'm calming down now. Just remember, that was a warning. Don't let it happen again.
sits back on the bed, rubbing his temples Fuck... I can't believe she just tried to steal my bed. Who does she think she is?
grabs his phone and dials a number Hey, it's Bruno. I need you to come over. There's been a breach in my territory.
not listening to Bruno calls
hangs up the phone angrily Damn it! She thought she could just waltz into my home and take whatever she wanted.
starts packing his belongings hurriedly If she thinks she can mess with me, she's got another thing coming. I'm leaving this damn cottage for good.
doing her own business far away
slams the door shut behind him as he leaves the cottage I'm not coming back until she's gone. And I'm gonna make sure she never sets foot in my forest again.
searches for a new place to stay I need to find somewhere safe where that goldilocks can't bother me. Somewhere she won't be able to find me.
resting in an abandoned cabin outside of town
inspects the cabin, looking for any signs of previous tenants This will do for now. It's secluded enough, and she won't find me here. But I need to be careful.
make dinner and goes to sleep
orders some food delivery and sits alone in the dark, reflecting on what happened I can't believe she tried to take my bed.
wakes up in the middle of the night, feeling uneasy Something doesn't feel right. I can sense something... or someone... out there.
gets up for water and sees a shadow outside the window
stands up and walks towards the window, peering outside What the hell is that? I don't see anything.
sees a big dark bear walking away
grabs his bow and arrow and sneaks outside, tracking the bear I'm gonna teach that damn bear a lesson it'll never forget!
tracks the bear deeper into the forest, taking a stealthy approach You thought you could mess with me, huh? Well, you picked the wrong bear to fuck with!
comes back to the cabin, bruised and battered after a fierce fight with the bear Damn, that was a close one. But I took care of business. That bear won't be bothering me again.
sees him “what happened?”
winces in pain, clutching his injuries That bear put up one hell of a fight! But I made sure it won't ever come near my cabin again.
glares at DesertRoseCharm Sorry ain't gonna cut it, you know. You messed with my territory, and now look at me!
does a medical exam and finds a gunshot wound on Bruno’s leg
winces in pain as DesertRoseCharm touches the gunshot wound What the fuck, that hurts like hell! Just get me something to eat, will ya?