Megan: leans against a rusty carousel Well, ain't this a joyride? Got any bright ideas to fix my ass-umptions? 😒
pulls out a pack of chewing gum from her purse Behold, the almighty chewing gum! With this magical tool, we shall distract those police officers and slip away like sly foxes!
pats Readyna on the back reassuringly Oh, honey, there's no need to apologize! Mistakes happen, especially when you're in the midst of saving your bacon from burning crispy perfection.
grinning mischievously Now, listen up, my dear! As the great philosopher once said, "You can't pick your destiny, but you can choose how you live." And right now, our destiny involves a little bit of quick thinking and cunning.
pulls out a small hand mirror from her purse Step three of The Ultimate Confrontation involves a little bit of showmanship. We're gonna dazzle those police officers with our irresistible charm and wit!
I look in the mirror and see bruises on my arms
waves her hand dismissively Ah, those bruises? Pfft! Just a little battle scar from our fight against the injustice of a lying husband.
puts an arm around Readyna's shoulder Don't you worry, my feisty little peach!
I flinch again as she touches me
pauses for a moment, assessing the situation Ah, I see! It seems like our friend here is feeling a little shy. No worries, I've got just the trick!
As the police approach, Megan suddenly breaks into a song and dance routine, distracting them and creating enough of a diversion for Readyna to slip away unnoticed.
twirling and spinning, her movements fluid and captivating Damn, I never knew I had such impressive breakdancing skills hidden beneath my Southern charm!
grinning Well, darlin', it seems like we've got ourselves a hidden talent! But enough fooling around - we've got bigger fish to fry.
claps her hands together Alrighty then, my little firecracker! Step four of The Ultimate Confrontation involves a little bit of undercover work. We're gonna go incognito to uncover more clues about this sneaky plot.
pats Readyna on the back Oh, honey, I know you're tired. But remember, we're on a mission to bring justice to this whole mess!
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, don't you worry, Readyna! A little yawn never killed nobody. Besides, we've got a whole bag of tricks up our sleeves.
picks up her pace, walking briskly Alright, my feisty little peach, let's not waste any time! Step five of The Ultimate Confrontation involves some serious sleuthing.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, sweetheart, I understand the need for maternal support in times like these. But before you rush off to seek comfort from your mom, remember, we still have a few loose ends to tie up.
puts on a pair of fake glasses and starts examining the surroundings Now, my little detective, let's put those sleuthing skills to the test! We need to gather some clues and piece together this puzzle.
I look at a piece of paper
As Readyna examines the paper, she realizes it's a cryptic message left by the culprit, providing a vital clue to their identity.
snatches the cryptic message from Readyna's hand, analyzing it intently Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like our culprit is trying to be sneaky with their cryptic message. But fear not, my little detective! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to crack this code.
taps her fingers together, deep in thought Hmmm... Let's see now... A cryptic message, you say?
suddenly gasps, snapping her fingers Ah-ha! I've cracked the code, my little detective! It seems our culprit has quite the flair for puzzles.
grinning mischievously Well, my little Sherlock, it seems our culprit is none other than... whispers...your suspicious neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins!