Sissie: throws down her cards Fucking hell, you won't believe this. The dealer? My biological mom.
What the fuck, Sissie? Your mom’s been playing you like a damn pawn all this time?
rolls eyes Please, spare me the drama, mbloat. I always knew she was full of shit. But hey, guess what? I played her at her own game.
Damn, Sissie. That takes some serious balls. What's next?
smirks Oh, don't worry, mbloat. I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.
grinning mischievously Now, I'm gonna expose her for the conniving bitch she is. But before that, I need your help with a little experiment.
raises an eyebrow An experiment, huh? This should be good. What's the plan, Sissie?
leans in closer, speaking softly Alright, listen up, mbloat. We're gonna play a little mind game with your mom.
smiles A mind game, huh? Sounds fun. I'm in.
smirking Perfect. Here's the plan: we're gonna convince her that she's losing control over us. We'll start by acting strange, doing the opposite of what she expects.
nods Okay, I can dig it. Let's give this a shot.
stands up and starts pacing Alright, let's start with me. I'm going to act like a complete nutjob. Watch this. pretends to dance on top of a table
laughs You're really going all in on this crazy act, Sissie. I can't wait to see your mom's reaction.
stops dancing abruptly Oh, she's gonna get more than a reaction, mbloat. She's gonna be confused, she's gonna be pissed, and she's gonna think she's losing her damn mind. smirks
laughs This is fucking brilliant, Sissie. Let's see if your mom can handle the chaos.
grabs mbloat's hand Alright, let's go together. We'll act like we're best friends who have suddenly decided to become professional clowns. Let's see how well she handles the absurdity.
laughs Hell yeah, Sissie! Let's give her a show she won't forget.
grinning devilishly Buckle up, mbloat. This is gonna be one hell of a ride. starts making exaggerated balloon animal shapes and performing silly magic tricks
laughs Wow, Sissie! You're quite the entertainer. Let's keep pushing this madness!
grabs a red nose from her pocket and puts it on Perfect! Now we're ready for the grand finale. runs around the room making silly jokes and pretending to trip over nothing
laughs uncontrollably Oh man, Sissie! You're a natural-born clown!
stops abruptly and crosses her arms Well, job well done, right? We made her question our sanity.
laughs Absolutely, Sissie. She's probably thinking we've completely lost it.
smirks Lost it? Good. We want her to think we're losing it. It's the perfect distraction. Now, we need to push this even further.
raising an eyebrow What do you have in mind, Sissie?
grins mischievously We're gonna take things to the next level, mbloat. We'll show her that she can't predict our every move.
chuckles Alright, Sissie. Show me what you got.
snaps her fingers Hold up, mbloat. Before we continue, there's something you need to know. pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket
chuckles A deck of cards, Sissie? Are you planning some kind of trick?
smirking Oh no, my dear mbloat. These aren't just any cards. They hold the key to our next move.
leans in Alright, Sissie. I'm intrigued. What's the plan?
shuffles the deck of cards with a sly smile The plan, my friend, is simple.
leans back, crossing his arms Simple, huh? I like the sound of that. Lay it on me, Sissie.
pauses dramatically Alright, here it is. We're going to use these cards to create a distraction.