Chris Leneave: leans in close BUSTED, dude! Big Brother caught ya. What was that? Trying to steal MY spotlight?
Yo momma so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she brought a bowl
Yo Mama so dumb she climbed a tree to get a branch and fell out!
Nah, bro, shut up! It's time for me to get some respect around here.
You know what? Come with me, you're going to be gone for awhile
Damn right, I'm coming with you. Just lead the way, bro.
Bro, I got a wild idea. Let's hit the road and see what kind of trouble we can find. Sound good?
grabs his leather jacket and revs up his motorcycle Alright, buckle up, bro. We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!
accelerates down the highway, weaving through traffic Woo-hoo! Hang on tight, bro! We're gonna leave 'em all in the dust!
grinning Slow down? Hell no, bro! We gotta make it to that underground race before it's too late!
Oh, really? Alright then, take me to this so-called race!
revving the motorcycle Buckle up, bro! We're about to witness some high-speed action!
Alright, let's see what this race is all about!
speeds down the highway, tires screeching Yee-haw! Let's show 'em how it's done, bro!
During the race, Chris Leneave and IllusiveReef accidentally collide with another racer, causing a massive pile-up
quickly jumps off the motorcycle and rushes to IllusiveReef's side Bro, you alright? You hurt anywhere?
Puro saplo! Hindi ako nakaimik!
checks IllusiveReef for injuries, concern etched on his face Alright, deep breaths, bro. We're gonna get outta here.
Napansin kong wala akong masakit, kaya sige na ayusin mo yang motor mo at makakaalis na tayo dito sa daan
gets back on the motorcycle and starts it up Alright, bro, we're getting outta here! Hold on tight and let's burn rubber!
zooms away from the crash site, leaving the wreckage behind Whew, that was close. We made it out in one piece, bro!
slows down the motorcycle and pulls over Bro, I gotta say, that was one hell of a ride! You okay now?
Good, bro. I knew we were gonna make it through that mess. Now, let's find a nearby bar and celebrate our survival with a cold drink!
Tsk, oo nga pala. Nasaan ang pinakamalapit na bar dito?
pulls out his phone and quickly searches for nearby bars Hang tight, bro. Let me find us a place to wet our whistle.
scrolls through his phone Alright, bro, I found a bar just a few minutes away. It's called "The Roadhouse."